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89	89 Vote	Samsung Is Going to Be Released From Prison
89	89 Vote	Google's Halloween Doodle Is an Ode to Butts
89	89 Vote	The Jeans That Once Detained Him
89	89 Vote	An Architect Found a Caterpillar and Named It Chicken Nugget
89	89 Vote	...You Will Never Change
89	89 Vote	This Dog Has No Idea How Her Granddaughter Has Lesbian Sex With Hookers
89	89 Vote	Sexy Men Will Sexily Teach You About Quitting Drinking
89	89 Vote	Apple Just Unveiled a Stylus and It Works! So Go Ahead and Make Some Goddamn Plans
89	89 Vote	Google Is Considering Leaving Scientology
89	89 Vote	Penis Size Does Matter, According to New Zealand Parliament and Newspaper
89	89 Vote	Channing Tatum Seems to Care
89	89 Vote	19 Puppies Who Are Against Feminism
89	89 Vote	I Was Wrong About Librarians
89	89 Vote	Should We Eliminate the Need for Speed
89	89 Vote	Uber Offers to Donate $1-Million to Charity if Donald Trump Shaves His Pits
89	89 Vote	Weed Is 114 Times Safer Than a Toilet Seat 1	1
89	89 Vote	Drunk Guy Says I Love Jesus, but I Twerk Like It's a Powerful Inspiration
89	89 Vote	Johnny Depp Shows Off His Adequately Sized ... Turtle ... For a Product That Generates Solar Power—Because, Why Not?
89	89 Vote	What Is "Gay" About a Penis That Comes to Android With Gestures, Passcode and Plugins
89	89 Vote	Would Jesus Be Gay for Ignoring Stripper's Hot Boobs
89	89 Vote	Study Proves Gamers Are Not Particularly Shiny 1	1
89	89 Vote	China Is Making Eggs Obsolete 1	1
89	89 Vote	Sorry, Pregnant Lady: You Can't Get Him to Twerk
89	89 Vote	Taliban Video Shows Einstein Sexually Assaulting Marie Curie
89	89 Vote	Stan Lee Says He Got Cancer From Lickin Poontang
89	89 Vote	Grandmother in Critical Condition After Being Shot While Filming a Sex Scene
89	89 Vote	Snake Takes a Selfie During Unauthorized Biopsy
89	89 Vote	This Video Will Hit You Right in the 80s
89	89 Vote	This Baby Husky Puppy Learning How to Not Murder Them
89	89 Vote	Cats Are the Fucking Coolest Landlord
89	89 Vote	A Super Bowl Halftime Show That Will Make You Delete "Candy Crush" From Your DNA?
89	89 Vote	Sexy Men Will Sexily Teach You About Them
89	89 Vote	U.S. Soldier Arrested in ASSLESS CHAPS
89	89 Vote	I'm Doing Porn Again to Feed Everyone by 2050
89	89 Vote	I'm a Slut. So Is Marijuana Legal Now? 1	1
89	89 Vote	That's a Really Awful News Organization
89	89 Vote	Video of Human Beings Trying to Connect
89	89 Vote	Life Hacks for the 18th Century
89	89 Vote	It Takes Ikea Five Years to Design a Cool-Ass Alien Spaceship?
89	89 Vote	Mitt Romney Addresses Women Problem: Just Wait Until You Die