Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

90	90 Vote	Trump Says He Doesn't Know How to Pick Up Objects "Containing Liquid or Gel"
90	90 Vote	Chris Rock: I Don't Give a F**k About Your Slow Cooker
90	90 Vote	I'm Offensive and I Love This Country!
90	90 Vote	Gary Is So Thoughtful
90	90 Vote	30-Year-Old Evicted by His Childhood Fears
90	90 Vote	Swarms of Huge Sharks Discovered, Shocking Experts Say "AAAAHHHH" B*tch!
90	90 Vote	Celebrities React to Rising Death Toll (Spoilers!)
90	90 Vote	Houston, We Have No Mercy
90	90 Vote	Thirteen Monkeys Killed in Double-Homicide, Police Say Good
90	90 Vote	High Levels of Intelligence Make You Giggle Quietly to Yourself
90	90 Vote	Trump Found Someone to Play "Mario Kart"
90	90 Vote	People Are Still Relevant
90	90 Vote	KINDERGARTNER SUSPENDED FOR Shooting Armed Robber
90	90 Vote	Trump Says He Invented "Fake News"
90	90 Vote	God Has a Broken Arm
90	90 Vote	Do Not Fuck With This Fun Cocktail Shaker
90	90 Vote	Facebook May Be Practical, but There's a Twist
90	90 Vote	23 Disturbing Pictures of a Toilet 1	1
90	90 Vote	Samsung Is Planning to Kill Politician
90	90 Vote	Three Cars Were Set on Fire to Deter Crime
90	90 Vote	Pug Eats a Boatload of Adderall and Then Calls Uno
90	90 Vote	Turkey Shuts Down Without Explanation 1	1
90	90 Vote	Vatican Priests Are Drowning in Canal
90	90 Vote	Kill It! Kill It With Bitcoin
90	90 Vote	Santa Claus Arrested for Stripping Naked at Machu Picchu
90	90 Vote	Breaking: Beyonce Is an Asswipe
90	90 Vote	This Man's Fart Was So Elaborate, It Required Police to Cut Cherry Tomatoes Into Summer Appetizers
90	90 Vote	You Have No Close Friends
90	90 Vote	A Grown-Ass Man's Guide to Identifying Someone's Sexual Orientation by Appearance Alone
90	90 Vote	Man Accuses Wife With Sleeping With Julius Caesar 1	1
90	90 Vote	I Grew Up in an Elevator 2	2
90	90 Vote	Could You Afford Your Very Own Charles Manson
90	90 Vote	Gena Rowlands: I Never Dreamed About Being Seduced by Santa and Abe Lincoln 1	1
90	90 Vote	Captain America: The Winter Olympics
90	90 Vote	This Male Model Will Deliver Justice to Your Butt 2	2
90	90 Vote	And Now With Extra Poop!
90	90 Vote	8 Reasons Kurt Cobain Is Dead! Long Live the Toaster Oven
90	90 Vote	Evolution Is Just Like Batman Battles
90	90 Vote	3 Reasons You Should Probably Stop Eating
90	90 Vote	Pediatricians Say Flamin Hot Cheetos Are Burning Your Limbs