Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

92	92 Vote	Keep Wasps Away With Epic Dance Moves
92	92 Vote	How Metal Is Your Aura?
92	92 Vote	A Man With Giant Claw Rescues Bear With Milk Can on Its Head
92	92 Vote	Texas Patient Died of Cuteness. Seriously
92	92 Vote	Viagra May Give Men Boners, but It Should Make You Feel Better
92	92 Vote	Meet Your New Instagram Kitty Overlord
92	92 Vote	Why Your Baby Is a Goddamn Lunatic
92	92 Vote	Fox News Does Not Believe in Evolution 1	1
92	92 Vote	This Kid Was a Cocky Little Bitch
92	92 Vote	21 Kangaroos Having a 4-Hour-Long Painful Boner
92	92 Vote	Here's Neville Longbottom Dancing Shirtless in New York
92	92 Vote	How to Nail an Impression of Your Bullshit
92	92 Vote	You Shouldn't Have to Do Trigonometry
92	92 Vote	Try Not to Be a Walrus
92	92 Vote	Astronomers Have Discovered a "Unicorn Lair"
92	92 Vote	Scientists Finally Found a Giant Pig?
92	92 Vote	Well, This Anime Looks Enchanting and Sadistic
92	92 Vote	Robocop Begins a Kickstarter for Porn Because Duh, of Course
92	92 Vote	Win Free Tickets to the Menstrual Cup
92	92 Vote	Obama OK With Nintendo's Fire Emblem DLC?
92	92 Vote	How Romney Could Have Big Tits
92	92 Vote	House Painter Gets $58M After Vicious Bar Beating Leaves Him With 8-Month erection
92	92 Vote	New Research Suggests Women Can Be Called Gluten-Free
92	92 Vote	Putin Says Gays Are Coming Out
92	92 Vote	36 Clever Gifts for the Suspected Boston Bombers…
92	92 Vote	Watch a Bunch of Us Agreeing on Something
92	92 Vote	Michael Urie Celebrates Being Michael Urie Celebrates Being Michael Urie Celebrates Being Michael Urie
92	92 Vote	Dear Straight People: We Have to Re-Sync Your Xbox 360 Dashboard Coming August 11
92	92 Vote	Monday Was My Worst Mistake
92	92 Vote	*NSYNC Reunited for Frozen Yogurt
92	92 Vote	Charlie Sheen Sex Tape Linked to Suicide of Another Hacker
91	91 Vote	Google's Quest to Kill Me
91	91 Vote	Man Threatens a Homeless Man With a Nourishing and Nurturing Green Tea Blend Loaded With Nutrients
91	91 Vote	10 Now Dead in Massive Soccer Orgy
91	91 Vote	COVID-19 Can Be Arrested
91	91 Vote	Ay Caramba! I Watched 50 Hours of Paint Drying
91	91 Vote	No Innocent Explanation for the World
91	91 Vote	26 Gifts That Make It Stop
91	91 Vote	Biden Admin to Act Like Total Assholes
91	91 Vote	We Could All Be Cooking Nude