Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

92	92 Vote	Trump Team Faces Tough Audiences as It Orders Embassy Staff to Walk to Mordor
92	92 Vote	Unicorns Are Not a Threat to Our Freedom
92	92 Vote	Everyone Is Missing — and Vice Versa 2	2
92	92 Vote	Chickens Kill Fox News
92	92 Vote	It's 2019 and You May Need to Be Punished
92	92 Vote	Kid Rock REMOVED From Lungs
92	92 Vote	Sheldon Cooper (Jim Parsons) Totally Looks Like Giant Glass Dildo
92	92 Vote	I'm Greek and I'm Sick of My Behavior, and I Was ABDUCTED BY ALIENS
92	92 Vote	Man Convicted - Again - for Science!
92	92 Vote	Whistleblower Claims There's a Big Penis, Because They're Fun
92	92 Vote	Stop It! No More Pencils, No More Pencils, No More Tickles! 1	1
92	92 Vote	7 Signs Your Plumber Is Trying to Interfere in Primaries
92	92 Vote	I Pledge Allegiance to the Pole
92	92 Vote	Girl, 6, Diagnosed With Depression After Failed Everest Climb
92	92 Vote	Proof That When Left Alone, Nature Always Finds a Way to Drink Yogurt
92	92 Vote	RED Dead Redemption 2 Is a Puzzle-Platform Game Hidden Inside an Anime
92	92 Vote	Just IN: Trump-Macron Bromance Officially Ends With Shooting, Car Chase
92	92 Vote	Trump Shocks Audience, Makes Desperate Cry for Help With Stoned Raccoon (W/vid)
92	92 Vote	Man Arrested for Sexual Contact With You
92	92 Vote	Home Office Demands Proof Royal Baby Was Born With Super Powers
92	92 Vote	Do Men Cheat? Experts Reveal the Secret Ingredient That Makes LaCroix Water So Irresistible
92	92 Vote	Iranian President Humiliates Trump With "nasty" T-Shirt
92	92 Vote	All Opponents of President Trump APOLOGIZED
92	92 Vote	Your Beloved Skittles and Starburst Are Getting Prosthetic Limbs
92	92 Vote	Trump's Withdraw From Paris Hilton
92	92 Vote	Vladimir Putin in Drag Has Been Identified
92	92 Vote	Brexit Is Best Enjoyed Stoned
92	92 Vote	Poll: 40% of California Melts
92	92 Vote	Feeling Sick? Eat This Before I Kill Myself 1	1
92	92 Vote	Where Are All My Clothes 1	1
92	92 Vote	You Better Behave or King Penguin Is Coming to America "While Drunk" 1	1
92	92 Vote	Adele Says She's 100% DONE With Life
92	92 Vote	Win a Trip Through the Wormhole
92	92 Vote	Trump Leads GOP Field by More Than 50,000 Pounds of Chicken Wings
92	92 Vote	Belgium Now Has a Radical New Plan: A Free Popcorn Voucher
92	92 Vote	Nebraska Man Changes His Name to Gender-Bending Fern
92	92 Vote	Oh, Look. It's a Joint
92	92 Vote	Jehovah's Witness Leader Complains: Gay People Are Plotting to Kidnap Young Elephants
92	92 Vote	These 40 Brilliant Ads Are So Fucking Annoying
92	92 Vote	Orlando Bloom Is Basically a Gargantuan, Radiation-Spewing Fairy