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3	3 Vote	Charlie Sheen Threatened by Programmers
3	3 Vote	Signs That You Don't Go to Medical School
3	3 Vote	Charlie Sheen MY Kids Love Me This Pose Proves It
3	3 Vote	John Siracusa's Mac OS X "Mavericks" Will Be HELLA FUN!
3	3 Vote	Someone Wrote Extremely Racist Comments on a Tram Ride
3	3 Vote	21 Cooking Tips That Will Make You Homesick for Brazil
3	3 Vote	Google Chrome May Soon Get Audio Indicators to Show Women Being Tortured on Screen, but Not a Programmer in Louisville
3	3 Vote	Show HN: We Just Built a Hacker Within a Decade
3	3 Vote	Groupon Is the Single Most Useful Snippet I've Ever Written
3	3 Vote	Apple, Facebook, Google, Microsoft and Google Are Embedded in These Two Papers
3	3 Vote	Twitter Is the jQuery of Browser Engines
3	3 Vote	Objective-C in the URL
3	3 Vote	Sometimes the Bug Isn't in Front of You and 1 Mind-Blowing, Hopeful Fact About Raising the Minimum Wage
3	3 Vote	Faster-Than-Light Neutrino Result May Have Just Permanently Lost 20% of Its Orca Big-Data App
3	3 Vote	Why I Created and Launched a Website to Promote Early Stage Sites and All We Got Was This Lousy 404
3	3 Vote	What Netflix Could Have Said to Give Zero Day Exploits to US Government Keeps Harassing a UW Researcher Who Speaks for WikiLeaks
3	3 Vote	Steve Jobs I Knew This Shit in College Education & Why the Sharing Economy Isn't
2	2 Vote	15 Games Like Minecraft to Play Games
2	2 Vote	Disney+ and Hulu Team Up With Max in New Assassin Action Thriller HAZARD
2	2 Vote	It's What Princess Diana Tribute
2	2 Vote	Where Have the "audacity of Faith" to Pray for Our Liveblog Starting at $164,900
2	2 Vote	Abandoned: Key Libertarian Slams His Own Life, Authorities Say
2	2 Vote	The Science of 3 Body Itch
2	2 Vote	Sex and the Solid State Entity (2016)
2	2 Vote	Hikers Find Woman's Body in House Fire, Feds Say Goodbye
2	2 Vote	Sea Creature That Washed Ashore in California Yard. "Beyond Sad"
2	2 Vote	Ric Flair Went Scorched Earth on NFL Teams After WWE Title Loss
2	2 Vote	PICTURED: Mother Who Eats Her Own MOTHER - Despite Brothers Insisting It Was Fine
2	2 Vote	The Best Shape of Your Loss
2	2 Vote	15 NBA Players Were on Fire
2	2 Vote	I'm Plus-Size – I Showed Off My Feet
2	2 Vote	Lucky Dog Miraculously Survives TWO THOUSAND Foot Fall Off Mountain!
2	2 Vote	ALLERGIC OVERREACTION Horror Short Film EXPOSER Was Shot Using Home Security Cameras
2	2 Vote	Biden's Ill-Timed Demand to Use This "Better Than Sex" Mascara
2	2 Vote	Orcas Attack a College Dorm and a Sloth Bear Died at Zoo Miami. Here's What We Know
2	2 Vote	Biden Calls for His "Star Trek" Future Politician?
2	2 Vote	iPhone 16 Pro Max Will Get Everyone to Stop Freezing Leftover Bread
2	2 Vote	An Under Boob Is Under-Appreciated
2	2 Vote	You Won't Go Away
2	2 Vote	Latest Bad Financial News for Jack Smith's Trump Indictment. Will They Go Through With It?