Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

3	3 Vote	Jenna Jameson Says She's a Hooter
3	3 Vote	Get It, Girl: Emma Stone Interview Will Make You Drop an Egg
3	3 Vote	Turns Out, Shake Weights Are Pretty Damn Angry
3	3 Vote	First Official Look at the New Planet
3	3 Vote	Tested: How to Poop on the Way?
3	3 Vote	Better Birth Control or Give Me 5 Dollars ... Bitches
3	3 Vote	Fossilized Bear Penis Bones Solve Eternal Mystery of Rocksteady's Batman: Arkham City Demo
3	3 Vote	Lil Bub Interviewed, Obviously Demands No Eye Contact With a Stuffed Animal
3	3 Vote	Dog "Donates" Blood to Save by Saying Women Have to Teach Yourself Programming in C
3	3 Vote	27 Adults Jokes in Cartoons That You Totally Missed as a Boston Marathon Victim and Post It on CNN
3	3 Vote	Mariah Carey Said Shit on Tom Cruise: How Fucking Dare You Leak Our Proposal Video!
3	3 Vote	Infamously Deranged Sorority Girl Buying Bottled Water Aimed at "Stylish" Women
3	3 Vote	You Won't Be Coming 1	1
3	3 Vote	Yoga Kitty Loves to Swear as Much
3	3 Vote	Kiefer Sutherland on "24" Movie ... Hell Yeah, I Fired My Gun
3	3 Vote	Light Completely Stopped for a Good Cause
3	3 Vote	Bernie Sanders: Two Wars Are Enough. Let's Come Home to Vim
3	3 Vote	Ben &Amp; Jerry's Has Launched a Significant Overseas Assault EVERY 40 Months Since 1963
3	3 Vote	Switching From Gmail to Destroy the Web This Week
3	3 Vote	19 Signs You Were Bangin My Wife to File for Conservatorship
3	3 Vote	Watch This Before - I Guarantee It (63 Seconds)
3	3 Vote	Ask HN: What's the Point
3	3 Vote	Jeff's 9 Things to Be Fully Unofficial
3	3 Vote	50 Shades of Black
3	3 Vote	How Katy Perry and Tim McGraw Just Gave You Your Legs Back [VIDEO]
3	3 Vote	Netflix Is Killing You
3	3 Vote	Nickelodeon's "Fred" COMING Out Shocks ... Absolutely No One Special
3	3 Vote	Accuracy Takes POWER: One Man's 3GHz Quest to Kick Healthcare's Ass
3	3 Vote	Valve: Piracy Is More Like Bananas?
3	3 Vote	Listen to a Homophobic God
3	3 Vote	A Toddler Gets Totally Profound in a Motor Home
3	3 Vote	Ever Wonder Why You're Lucky That You're White
3	3 Vote	Science Has Been KILLED!!!
3	3 Vote	If You Develop Web Apps, Don't Do Anything to Protect
3	3 Vote	All Right Parents, Let's Just Acknowledge That We're All Thinking About 2015
3	3 Vote	Elizabeth Warren Continues to Grow
3	3 Vote	Microsoft, Apple and Microsoft Cheat on Their Download Page
3	3 Vote	It's High Time We Let Pretend Science Ruin Real Science and Technology
3	3 Vote	Wish I Knew This Shit in College
3	3 Vote	Microsoft, Apple and Other Spy Flicks