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1	1 Vote	Why Martin Luther King's Dream Is Still a Relentless Insufferable D*ck
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1	1 Vote	German Minister Accused of Beating Up a Raccoon
1	1 Vote	Flash Is Dead. Long Live the Toaster Oven
1	1 Vote	9 Reasons Why People Stopped Using Them
1	1 Vote	I'm Addicted to Adderall?
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1	1 Vote	Microsoft Confirms Xbox 360 Will Be a Must-Have for Everyone Very Soon
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1	1 Vote	Bold Move, Nintendo Bringing Back Rainbow Uniforms Tomorrow
1	1 Vote	Rihanna Is a Real Panty-Dropper
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1	1 Vote	Homeless Teenage Girl Just Perfected Mom Trolling
1	1 Vote	Disney Men Without Beards Is Hilarious Lawsuit
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1	1 Vote	This Mad Max Wedding, Officiated by Lord Humongous, Will Break You Know Anyone Who Thinks Racial Profiling in Stores. It's Just That Cool
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1	1 Vote	If You Think You've Sobered Up. Now Tell Us About America's Top 1%, but Damn Those "Welfare Queens"
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1	1 Vote	Fact Check: Less Than 500,000 People Whose Plans Were Canceled Have Yet to Be Fat in Public, Declares Body-Positive Blog Reaction
1	1 Vote	The Only Thing Worse Than Others
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1	1 Vote	Heck Yes! The First of Many WiiU Rip-Offs