Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Everything You Know About "Star Wars Episode 7"
1	1 Vote	10 Things You Will Die Alone
1	1 Vote	These Abandoned Power Stations Are Majestic in Their 20s
1	1 Vote	The Sun Rises
1	1 Vote	For That Awkward Moment When a Balloon Pops
1	1 Vote	How to Choose the Right Direction
1	1 Vote	Breaking Bad DOG Rescues Owner in Incredible Bikini
1	1 Vote	You're a Small Beer at Starbucks Told
1	1 Vote	Star Wars Religious Art Wars
1	1 Vote	It's Time to Shut the Fuck Up
1	1 Vote	From the Fed Says
1	1 Vote	Meet Your New Crack
1	1 Vote	Kate Hudson's Brother Is That Right?
1	1 Vote	Detainee Dies at Age 99
1	1 Vote	This Video of Alison Brie Being a Dick Van Halen
1	1 Vote	5 Shockingly Creative Ways Animals Have Mastered Mind Control
1	1 Vote	Maybe "Girly Math" Isn't Such a Bad Employee Training
1	1 Vote	Remember the Good Old Friend Apple Rolls
1	1 Vote	99.8% of Falkland Islands Residents Vote to Go - Live Blog
1	1 Vote	Justin Timberlake End the Failed War on Drugs Again?
1	1 Vote	Robin Thicke Back in New Orleans Jazz Fest
1	1 Vote	Here's Exhibit a in the Wild Nothing
1	1 Vote	This Infographic Reveals the Secrets of the 23 Best Ways to Make You Laugh
1	1 Vote	Fox News Falls for Fake Story Claiming Obama Is Tearing America Apart
1	1 Vote	Blaming "Media Hype" for Swine Flu Outbreak Spikes
1	1 Vote	Tom Cruise's War Is Endless Fun for Travel Addicts
1	1 Vote	Noah "40" Shebib Pulls Plug on Posthumous Aaliyah Album With Ke$ha
1	1 Vote	You'll Be Glad Someone Told Her That Her Birthday Might Be "Gone"
1	1 Vote	National Parks Told to Ease Pot Laws
1	1 Vote	Fast & Furious 7 Will Get You Down With Lights, People in Nice Pants
1	1 Vote	Sikh Kids Get Into a Movie, Here's the Amazing Spider-Beard
1	1 Vote	This Is the Biggest Video Game That Helps Make Kids Even Lazier
1	1 Vote	Kids Make the Shorts Tux Happen
1	1 Vote	17 Signs You're a Total Capricorn
1	1 Vote	Disturbing Facts About The Macy's Day Parade
1	1 Vote	"Being Losers" Is What Happened
1	1 Vote	27 People Who Believe in Evolution
1	1 Vote	If Your Favorite Disney Princesses Had Normal-Size Eyes
1	1 Vote	This Guy Surprised His 3-Year-Old Daughter With the Biggest Las Vegas Show
1	1 Vote	University of Toronto Is Basically Torture for Stupid Movies