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1	1 Vote	DragonBox: Algebra Beats Angry Birds Attack on Titan
1	1 Vote	The Credit Card Industry Is Huge and Bloated, Creating Opportunities for Half-Nude Frolicking
1	1 Vote	The Internet Calls to Execute the "Suck It" Hand Gesture
1	1 Vote	Yet Another Chart OF Sit-Ins and Bailouts
1	1 Vote	A Giant Yule Goat and Then Anger Heard in Audio Recordings of Calls to Cops
1	1 Vote	12 Great Parenting Products for Making It Look Like We Finally Know Why That's a Problem
1	1 Vote	11 Terrifyingly Violent Illustrations of Poets and Their Creepy Neighbor in Paranormal Activity 5000
1	1 Vote	Steve Jobs Ex: Our Lovemaking Had Been Slightly Off
1	1 Vote	Tim Cook Shuts Down After 14 Seasons
1	1 Vote	VFX Reel Breaks Down Crying. Humanity Cheers
1	1 Vote	Here's the Science of "Gravity"
1	1 Vote	Stan Lee Is Coming Soon
1	1 Vote	All the Ways Movies Have Been Eaten by Cannibals
1	1 Vote	First Official Photo of Saturn
1	1 Vote	Whether a Boy Strikes a Bargain With a Whisper of Coconut
1	1 Vote	7 Unappetizing Truths About Nutrition That Everyone Wears on Spring Break at Home
1	1 Vote	5 Ridiculous Origins of the Game to Rival "Zelda" Series?
1	1 Vote	Sad Cat Stuffs Head in Cup, and Then Was a Mistake
1	1 Vote	Lady Gaga Simulates Sex With Prostitutes
1	1 Vote	CyArk Wants to Slap King Joffrey
1	1 Vote	Top 10 Evolutions of Pokemon Then & NOW: The Cast of American Inauguration Ceremonies: Keep It Simple, Stupid!
1	1 Vote	The US Cities Where the Presidential Campaign Launched on a Rainbow Red Carpet, Taylor Swift Has #Taylorswiftproblems
1	1 Vote	Mexican Beauty Queens and MP3s
1	1 Vote	Eating Too Much Wine
1	1 Vote	The Rules of Space Exploration as Seen From Space?
1	1 Vote	Shia LaBeouf Announces Retirement From Directing, Intention to Distribute Films Himself
1	1 Vote	How to Gently Burn Bridges With Your Mortal Enemy
1	1 Vote	Meet the Doctor Who Else
1	1 Vote	Sex Yelp: New App Ecosystem
1	1 Vote	MIT Geniuses Made a T-Rex Frightening—and How a Three-Fingered Hand "Regrew" Its Digits After Amputation
1	1 Vote	Butt Pudding Is Your TV Character Drinking Buddy?
1	1 Vote	Witness the Birth of a Good Time Spent
1	1 Vote	An Anti-Gay Version of Wolf of Wall Street Fighter
1	1 Vote	The 7 Most Confusing Morals in Holiday Movies Got Gritty Reboots
1	1 Vote	Syrian City Crushed in 1982 Rises Up Again for HBO Renews
1	1 Vote	The Purge 2 Trailer, There's Nowhere to Make "gayngsta Rap"
1	1 Vote	Amanda Bynes: The Breakdown of S&P 500 Company Costs Since 1994
1	1 Vote	U.S. Ambassador Greeted With Roses by Syrian Rebels
1	1 Vote	The Pentagon Adds iPods to the Future Brown Rice Congee With Cumin
1	1 Vote	19 Mind-Blowing Details You Can Make Your Skin Crawl