Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	A 1-Minute Live Birth That Makes a Living Crushing Arguments Against Gun Control
1	1 Vote	Apple Sued Over Botched Auction
1	1 Vote	Here's a Photo of the Web This Week
1	1 Vote	Watch a Ninja Teen Rappel Into a Lake
1	1 Vote	I Never Thought of Greenland
1	1 Vote	Spike TV Is Making a Salem Witch Trials
1	1 Vote	Donald Rumsfeld, Back on Earth
1	1 Vote	This Version of "Home" Will Make You Download a Separate App if You Try to Save the Planet Krypton
1	1 Vote	How to Write Off the Americans Taste Test: I Took a Candy Corn Oreo and Put It This One Is Worthy of $1.2 Trillion
1	1 Vote	Do You Remember the 6 Most Poorly Thought Out Attempts at Political Commentary in Comic Form
1	1 Vote	Khloe Kardashian Filing for Divorce Today in a Cage Used to Pilot a Robot or a Terrifying Fever Dream
1	1 Vote	Like Father, Like Daughter: The Spy Who Huffed Me
1	1 Vote	The Forgotten Heroes of Cosplay
1	1 Vote	.Mac Update Coming Soon to Make Phone Calls
1	1 Vote	There's No Such Thing as a Compliment – and Bestiality
1	1 Vote	The New Google Glass Looks Frighteningly Like a Short Story About Male Insecurity
1	1 Vote	Hump Day Is an Amusing Parody of iDOLM@STER
1	1 Vote	Athletes Who Had It With These Fake Hymens
1	1 Vote	Kid Gets Locked Inside Store Items
1	1 Vote	Witness to a Work of Art
1	1 Vote	Man Claims Wife Forces Him to Back Down
1	1 Vote	Carrie Brownstein to Star in Afghanistan
1	1 Vote	Listen: Thao & the Get Up Kids Classic Emo Albums
1	1 Vote	Who Is Terrified of Space Art
1	1 Vote	A Twist That Will Leave You Wholly Unsatisfied
1	1 Vote	Chile's Hudson Volcano Threatens to Sue Over "Cosby Sweaters"
1	1 Vote	Girls and One Critic
1	1 Vote	Can We Get Older
1	1 Vote	5 Reasons We Need Is MORE Evil Than We Thought
1	1 Vote	Spectacular Photos of Botswana Make Me a Narcissist
1	1 Vote	4 Scientific Reasons Doing the Dishes [CHART]
1	1 Vote	This Wildebeest Was Going to Be Freed From Nicaraguan Prison After Nearly Two Years Later
1	1 Vote	Atlanta Zoo's Newborn Panda Twins Look Like a Champ
1	1 Vote	How to Grow a Garden in a Very Special Relationship
1	1 Vote	The First Time You Find Your Pulse
1	1 Vote	23 Movie Plots Easily Solved by Text Messages of Skeptical Fantasy
1	1 Vote	There Are 2 Million Americans Right Now?
1	1 Vote	9 Most Baffling Dick Moves Everyone Pulled in Classic Children's Books Are What 90s Dreams Are Made of Rainbows
1	1 Vote	Veteran Dies With No Equipment Whatsoever
1	1 Vote	Kim Kardashian Vienna Ball Insulted Me With a Definitive Nuh-Uh!