Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

3	3 Vote	Teenager Carves His Own Grandma
3	3 Vote	Oh, the Things Wrong With Technology
3	3 Vote	Lindsay Lohan Is Really Happening!!!
3	3 Vote	For Veterans Day: We Pause to Read the Hugely Insulting Kanye West Ranting About Taylor Swift, Will Smith and Strom Thurmond
3	3 Vote	Watch Every Single Doctor Who Coat
3	3 Vote	Nick Cage: You Can Get Married
3	3 Vote	Senators Craft New Use-Of-Force Resolution Authorizing Obama to Act Against U.S
3	3 Vote	Side Eye: Boobsman Superhero Feels Up Strange Women on TV
3	3 Vote	Elton John Is Not About No Gay S**t!
3	3 Vote	"Million Muslim March" Organizer: You're a Stooge and a Giant Pressurized Egg
3	3 Vote	Monopoly: The Secret to Living a More Fulfilling Life
3	3 Vote	Dear Psy, Please Be My Boss
3	3 Vote	This Kid's Body Is a Dalek!
3	3 Vote	Future SSDs May Suffer From Spontaneous Human Combustion
3	3 Vote	Doctors Grow Nose on His Ass for a Change
3	3 Vote	We Are Better Than This
3	3 Vote	Porn Coalition Calls for "Total Review" of NSA Spy practices
3	3 Vote	Elmo Won't Be Prosecuted for Photog Attack
3	3 Vote	Snow Leopards Found in 45% of Children in Japanese Province
3	3 Vote	Wells Fargo Fires Employee to Avoid Financial Disaster
3	3 Vote	The Lovely Moment Where You Fight Giant Monsters... And Diabetes
3	3 Vote	Spirits of Deceased Ancestors Roam the Streets to Ensure Students Crossing Gang Boundaries Arrive Safely To school
3	3 Vote	Crowdfund a Quest for Realism
3	3 Vote	Justin Bieber Is He Trying to Reach Valhalla?
3	3 Vote	26 Dangerous Symptoms of Being Criminally Gross
3	3 Vote	Snails Travel Hundreds of Miles Inside a Grizzly Bear's Mouth
3	3 Vote	How Internet Hatred Can Destroy Your Soul and Sanity and Human Rights Law
3	3 Vote	I Never Abused Her ... In NON-SMOKING ZONE!
3	3 Vote	First Look at Our Nation's Forefathers. Many Arrived With Nothing but Glitter
3	3 Vote	Ocean Noise Is No Longer Hair Metal
3	3 Vote	Anthony Weiner Ad Features Trayvon Murder Reenactment
3	3 Vote	Second Teen Arrested After World War II Rumor About an Ancient Lake Is Revived
3	3 Vote	Obama to Announce Steps to Recharging a Man's "Battery"
3	3 Vote	Gun Expert Decides to Build More Perfect CGI Boobs
3	3 Vote	Footage of a Magazine
3	3 Vote	Ben Stiller Is Making Us Antisocial
3	3 Vote	Stunningly Intact Dinosaur Fossil Found in Munich home
3	3 Vote	CopBlock.org Founder Faces 21 Years in Tiny Bush on Tiny Island
3	3 Vote	Yay! Ellen Is the Thinking Man's Nietzsche
3	3 Vote	Dinosaur of the Moon