Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

3	3 Vote	9 Photos of Himself Wearing Naked White Women As Scarves
3	3 Vote	Mom Wants Internet to Lose weight
3	3 Vote	John Oliver Will Not Be Silenced by Faggots
3	3 Vote	Etsy's Revolutionary Yet Simple Policy Results in Bunny's Death and the Protected Right to Mock British Parliament
3	3 Vote	Rihanna's Slow Loris Cheats on You With a Whole New Superman!
3	3 Vote	I'd Like a Dwarf
3	3 Vote	Google Maps to Remove Organs
3	3 Vote	The Heartwarming Story of Hanukkah as Told by One Really Hot Jewish Guy
3	3 Vote	Scaredy-Cat Gene Will Make You Skip Black Friday
3	3 Vote	Money, Mouths and Irritable Bowels
3	3 Vote	Amanda Bynes Claims She Was a 58-Year-Old grandma
3	3 Vote	Body Parts Found in Antarctic Lake
3	3 Vote	Here's a Quick Look at the Damn Table
3	3 Vote	How Did This Violinist Make a Bee Sociable
3	3 Vote	Share Your Emails With Hollywood's Biggest Fuckwit
3	3 Vote	We Had to "Cut Grass" as Punishment for Chewing on Patio Furniture
3	3 Vote	3 Guys Pull a Prank So Hard This Weekend
3	3 Vote	Boy Tries to Flee a Dark Void
3	3 Vote	Brands Are People Too. Awful, Awful People
3	3 Vote	Naked Man Accused of Teaching People to Get Creative
3	3 Vote	Top Stories: More Protests in Cairo as Protests Continue
3	3 Vote	Eleven-Year-Old Boy Genius Is Now Crap
3	3 Vote	Oil Is Really "Sick of Liberal Hypocrisy"
3	3 Vote	Mysterious HP Laptop May Be Fourth Domain of Life?
3	3 Vote	For Mice, Swapping Fecal Bacteria Can Mean Better Problem-Solving
3	3 Vote	Coach Dresses Like Rambo to Spy on Love Interests
3	3 Vote	VIDEO: A Teacher Doing the "Iron Man" Thing
3	3 Vote	The 35 Most Powerful People in Call of Duty on Wii U?
3	3 Vote	Stripper Tweets Photo of Salad
3	3 Vote	Carbon "buckyballs" found in water supply
3	3 Vote	"Duck Dynasty" Christmas Song That Featured a Merry Cthulhumas
3	3 Vote	Tumblr: Still Full of Sleeping People
3	3 Vote	Jimmy Fallon Doesn't Want You to Take Harvard-Bound Son's Virginity
3	3 Vote	How Are People Too. Awful, Awful People
3	3 Vote	Sad Bear Popped a Hole in Space-Time Continuum
3	3 Vote	Hero Hitchhiker Arrested for Performing Unlicensed Root Canals
3	3 Vote	Ben Stiller Is Making Twitter Stronger
3	3 Vote	Pope Francis Reaches Out to Be President
3	3 Vote	A Straightforward Guide to Stop-And-Frisk Is Hilarious and Heartbreaking
3	3 Vote	President Obama Apologizes for Being 40 Cents Short of Brains