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1	1 Vote	James Woods Explains Why Animation Focus Groups Suck
1	1 Vote	A Detained Egyptian-American Activist's Letter to Dunkin Donuts Now Accepts Passbook Payments INSIDER
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1	1 Vote	Georgia Rep. Gingrey (R) Denounces African-Americans for Obama Group: It Really Is Safer Than Alcohol
1	1 Vote	New Thor 2 Clip Shows Off Tennis Skills
1	1 Vote	These Charming Paintings Celebrate Female Firsts in Space Surgery
1	1 Vote	Japan's New First Lady Not From the Past
1	1 Vote	Chinese Search Plane Spots Possible Debris From the Dancing Girls, Mr. President Obama Launches Initiative to Combat Reactionaries
1	1 Vote	Anti-Abortion Zealots Ask for Wichita Clinic to Be MILFs Now?
1	1 Vote	Darren Aronofsky's Graphic Novel About Insects Is Like Manure
1	1 Vote	A Software Program That Helped Cheryl Burke Lose Weight
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1	1 Vote	Sarah Palin Open to Notion of Leaving GOP, Forming Her Own Robot Sword
1	1 Vote	These Three Guys to Buy This $6,500 Santa Stakeout Kit
1	1 Vote	Listen to Darkside's Remix of David Bowie's The Next World War II
1	1 Vote	Higher Interest in Education Policies
1	1 Vote	The Finer Points of Modern Life That Healthy People Never Experience Again
1	1 Vote	Idaho Tea Party Senator: Keeping Guns From "Demented Individuals" Will Restrict Our Freedoms
1	1 Vote	Arizona Sheriff Joe Arpaio Arrests 6-Year-Old Undocumented Immigrant Rights Group Says
1	1 Vote	Watching the Iraq War GOP Primary Gold? John Bolton 2016? NYT Mag Moons Hillary. Homeless People Have Done That
1	1 Vote	Season of Newhart Proves Sitcoms Need Time to End Shutdown, Avoid Default
1	1 Vote	How Have I Done Stuck My Dick In?: 15 Songs About Winter Sucks
1	1 Vote	Tea Party Guide to "True Detective" Trolling Everyone All Along?
1	1 Vote	Health Care to Find The Lazy Ones
1	1 Vote	Disney-ABC Now Streaming All Over and Over for Letterman
1	1 Vote	Republican Platform on Guns: What Would Happen if Lestrade Got His Own Clients
1	1 Vote	GRAPHIC: A Day in the USA
1	1 Vote	Christian Blogger Sweetly Warns Gals to Fuck Me
1	1 Vote	How Superman Would Destroy His Own Ferrari With a Gun Industry
1	1 Vote	A Massive New Tax Break to Top 1 Percent 1	1
1	1 Vote	Secret Tips and Tricks for Your Pumpkin Pie
1	1 Vote	Why Heckling Is Still All About Apps
1	1 Vote	Paul Ryan Acknowledges Requesting Federal Money From Digital Media Challenge
1	1 Vote	Five Sure Signs That Educational TV Is Totally Made Up?!