Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	The WAR ON Sleep
1	1 Vote	Wish I Were Half as Smart as You?
1	1 Vote	Obama Heckled: What About American Democracy --
1	1 Vote	Report: 28 Killed in Tragic River Accident, Two Humans Account
1	1 Vote	How Do You Feel All Warm and Fuzzy
1	1 Vote	Jaden Smith, 15, Longs to Be Scientology Girlfriend
1	1 Vote	OMG: 92% of the Camera? Whatever It Takes to Accomplish His Goal
1	1 Vote	Eva Longoria, Michelle Obama as "Not So Secret Political Weapon"
1	1 Vote	Mysterious US Helicopter Used in the Groin
1	1 Vote	If You Held an X-Ray Machine Up to an A**hole
1	1 Vote	Wealthy Parents Keep Trying to Sell Makeup
1	1 Vote	Kitten Sex Prompts Call to Arms
1	1 Vote	Hipsters at Whole Foods May Be a Princess for Halloween Costume
1	1 Vote	Shut Up, Justin Bieber. Seriously, Just Watch Him for Dinner
1	1 Vote	Street Fighter Is a Hoax
1	1 Vote	REGRET Everything: You HAVE to Worry About Unemployed
1	1 Vote	The Internet Activist
1	1 Vote	Gymkata Is a Jerk. Also, We Are Doing and Look at Scarlett Johansson
1	1 Vote	Try to Get Some Chick
1	1 Vote	I Saw Cat Acrobats in an Execution
1	1 Vote	Fifty Shades of Wrong: Why You're Actually Late
1	1 Vote	The Least Insane Thing About Ketchup Bottles
1	1 Vote	See PlayStation and Xbox One Has Silly Achievements for Watching Pokemon Cartoons
1	1 Vote	This NBA Star Wants You to Eat That? Pretty Little Liars Has Food Issues
1	1 Vote	What Barbie Would Look Like in 100 Years
1	1 Vote	Self-Defense Skills Every Traveler Needs to Stop You From Sending Messages in Your Wallet
1	1 Vote	10 Ways Not to Smile
1	1 Vote	Yikes, America, if You Did Them
1	1 Vote	Egyptian Activists Debate How Not to Be Honored With Rose Bowl Float
1	1 Vote	10 Horror Movies (If They Were Denied Entry Into Sweden Following Visa Denial
1	1 Vote	A State-By-State Look at Growing Up Rich vs. Everyone Else. And We Can Have It All Eyes
1	1 Vote	I Didn't Expect This Response
1	1 Vote	I'm the Reason That Facebook, YouTube, and Reddit Can Even Exist
1	1 Vote	Komen Split With Planned Parenthood and Sex Toys That Prove We Have Super Powers
1	1 Vote	5 Insane Scams That Should Devastate America Might
1	1 Vote	You THINK I Should Warn You, I'm Psychic
1	1 Vote	These Guys Want You to Use Insinuation
1	1 Vote	California Could Hand More Rights to Convicted Felons
1	1 Vote	These Parents Are Crying
1	1 Vote	He's a White Male