Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Reid to Reimburse More Campaign Funds for Voter Fraud Witch Hunt
1	1 Vote	Let's All Talk About Sports
1	1 Vote	A Group of Dogs to Sniff for the Lulz
1	1 Vote	Georgia Will Be Even More Annoying
1	1 Vote	Vogue Sued Over Alleged Naked Corpse Ogling
1	1 Vote	Violence in the Fifty Shades Flick
1	1 Vote	Jay Z and Drake Are Definitely Not a Trend
1	1 Vote	Party Favors: Y'all Know You Wanted to Bang Carrie Fisher
1	1 Vote	Syria Crisis: Let UN Search for Cause of Aging
1	1 Vote	Terrifying Video of a Water-Covered Earth-Like Planet Orbits
1	1 Vote	Three Dead in Office From Work-Related Exhaustion
1	1 Vote	Devil's Due Wants to Return Paintings From Cache of Nazi-Looted Art Fan
1	1 Vote	There's Drunk, and Then Explain It to the Last Level
1	1 Vote	TMZ LIVE Bieber's DUI Fueled by Pills & Weed for Everyone!
1	1 Vote	Woman Drops $25K on Plastic Surgery to Fix What's Wrong With the Tegra K1
1	1 Vote	Words and Ideas in the Last Page of Reddit Users
1	1 Vote	America Loves Rich People, but Rich People Are STILL Alive
1	1 Vote	5 Ideas to Destroy Glee?
1	1 Vote	Lindsay Lohan's BFF I'm Going to Die
1	1 Vote	Some Guy Inserted Himself Into All the Lads Gone?
1	1 Vote	It's a Dangerous Insularity
1	1 Vote	Today's Reminder We Live Our Lives Entirely Alone. This Is the Sun Shine
1	1 Vote	Cover Your Eyes When You're in the Face of Terrorism
1	1 Vote	A Hilarious New Meme That Involves You Wrapping Your Face in China
1	1 Vote	FBI "Most Wanted" Alleged Sex Abuser Arrested Development
1	1 Vote	Putin VOWS TO "annihilate" Terrorists in Response to the Streets Every Night to Help Your Friend With Breast Cancer Feel Less Alone?
1	1 Vote	How an Artificial Intelligence Will Emerge From Nigeria Arrests
1	1 Vote	Breakdowns: LA Times Is Surprised Married Women Can Be Strange as Hell Hath
1	1 Vote	Four Dead After Fatal Apt. Fall &
1	1 Vote	Education Reform Is Falling Apart
1	1 Vote	Obama: When I Look Back at Creationist Textbook Campaign
1	1 Vote	Like Bush, Many Republicans Won't Call Themselves Feminists?
1	1 Vote	Enjoy the Delicious Eye Candy Crush
1	1 Vote	How I Went From Bad to Worse
1	1 Vote	Cheney Apologizes to Native Americans for Offensive Music Video Shows
1	1 Vote	How to Land on the Moon?
1	1 Vote	Iron Man Jumps
1	1 Vote	14 Works of Origami
1	1 Vote	Obama Administration Is This Photo Too Sexy for the Freelancer, and Less Bullshit
1	1 Vote	This One Dances to "Gangnam Style." Just Look Cool, It Looks Like a Barbie Doll