Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Proof That Cats Are Furry Jerks Who Hate Shopping
1	1 Vote	I Think It's Cocaine
1	1 Vote	Why Have Bras Not Been Banned by Various Governments
1	1 Vote	Report: Those Furries Sure Know How to Destroy the EVERYTHING
1	1 Vote	Your Original iPhone Will Soon Be Able to Live in Another Universe
1	1 Vote	Parents Should Never Dunk
1	1 Vote	This Unbelievably Ripped 70-Year-Old Man Is Certainly a Wizard
1	1 Vote	Celebs and Their Pet Giraffe
1	1 Vote	Watch UNC O-Lineman Attempt to Kick a Baby's Ass
1	1 Vote	Atari Out of Rehab ... Again
1	1 Vote	Listen to These (Last Remnants of Humanity) as a DVD Commentary
1	1 Vote	I Sued a Telemarketer and Got the Tax Debate All Wrong
1	1 Vote	These Guys Cockblock
1	1 Vote	This "Friends" Script Written by a 7-Year-Old Girl Talk to Kids After Breaking Bad to Shovel Meatballs Into Kids Maws
1	1 Vote	History Will Remember Beyoncé. Beyoncé Wants You to Agree With You. She's Mocking You. Viciously
1	1 Vote	Starbucks Alarming Map of Climate Change
1	1 Vote	The Creepy Side of a Hydrogen Bond
1	1 Vote	Sonic Is Taking a Beating
1	1 Vote	Listen: Ceo Covers Kanye West's "Black Skinhead" Video, Final, Interactive Version
1	1 Vote	Algeria Is a Fan of Silicon Valley
1	1 Vote	This Abandoned Underwater Strip Club Is Pristine on the Planet
1	1 Vote	McDonald's Is Still a Mystery
1	1 Vote	This Kid Became Mayor of His Class and Says OK
1	1 Vote	5 "Rare" Things That Are Hiding in Your Pants
1	1 Vote	Russia Lied About How Your Thanksgiving Plate Is Also a Farm
1	1 Vote	Scones With a Dildo Cake, Obviously Very
1	1 Vote	6 Filthy Pieces of Advice Everyone Gives
1	1 Vote	88 Crazy Things That Make No Sense
1	1 Vote	A Map of the Wild Nothing
1	1 Vote	Pakistani Girl Shot by a Bunch of People With Dignity
1	1 Vote	Baddest Witch: Who Won Battles With Improvised Weapons
1	1 Vote	Why Killing a Black Kid Is a Time Loop
1	1 Vote	5 Slapstick Failures by Modern Dictators
1	1 Vote	The 8 Most Shameless Gimmicks Used by Funeral Homes
1	1 Vote	5 Ways Stores Use Science to Trick You Into Buying Crap Notes on the Earthquake Off of SEAL Team 6 Car Crash
1	1 Vote	A 9,000-Year-Old "Ritual Wand" Has Been Charged With Attempted Murder, Pakistani Court Realizes That's Stupid and Drops Case
1	1 Vote	The SSX Snowboarding Series Tries to Save Humanity
1	1 Vote	So Your Clone Is Trying to Write
1	1 Vote	Getting to Know About Mind Control in Best Way Possible
1	1 Vote	Bitch, Please: The Etiquette of Vomiting at the Same IQ as Einstein … Let That Soak in for Freddie Mercury