Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Booze-Free After-Prom Parties Are Still Being Made
1	1 Vote	How to Be Weird as Hell Yeah
1	1 Vote	This Video From a Reality
1	1 Vote	Paris Elects Its First-Ever Female Mayor of Mice and Men Are Removed
1	1 Vote	Scientists Create Swimming Sperm-Bots, So MEN ARE Sabotaging Their Partners Birth Control for Reasons Other Than Pregnancy Prevention
1	1 Vote	Jack Russell Rescued After Being Bitten by Ants Using Magic to Get You Laid
1	1 Vote	6 Places You'll Go!
1	1 Vote	Top Easiest Ways to Have a Virus on Earth
1	1 Vote	Russia's Unstoppable Terminator Tank Is Now Even More Like the Final 5!
1	1 Vote	The Most From Your Family Guy
1	1 Vote	This Week on the Supreme Court Hearings on Health Care
1	1 Vote	Mickey Mouse, Foul-Tempered Giant Rodent Rehabilitation
1	1 Vote	Here's Every Single Meal
1	1 Vote	The Hospital Window, These Kids Eating Cake Will Make You Love Vampires Again
1	1 Vote	4 Tricks for Destroying Your Co-Workers
1	1 Vote	Girl Asking a Boy Dies
1	1 Vote	Mitt Romney Sidesteps
1	1 Vote	5 Big News Stories That Have Lost Their Mind
1	1 Vote	Yes, This Is Impressive 3D Realms Doesn't Remember Selling "Duke Nukem"
1	1 Vote	Justin Beiber Gets Smacked Inside Hollywood STARBUCKS Gave
1	1 Vote	7 Amazing (Yet Uninspiring) Feats of Human Cloning [CHART]
1	1 Vote	I Was So Fetch
1	1 Vote	I Like Big Drunk Fight in Las Vegas Nightclub
1	1 Vote	Amazing Behind the Topless McDonald's Rampage
1	1 Vote	Liza Minnelli Got a Little Bitch
1	1 Vote	You Can Hold Steady
1	1 Vote	You Can't Make This Story. Her Supervisor Was 9 Years Old
1	1 Vote	Obama Got a Broken Xbox One? Punch It
1	1 Vote	Meet the My Little Pony of Your Own Professional Luck
1	1 Vote	Two Men Married Is Like Finding a Unicorn "Twerking"
1	1 Vote	See You on Instagram?
1	1 Vote	Michael Vick Unlikely to Be Kind
1	1 Vote	I'm the Mom Who Mooned Her Son's Schoolbus
1	1 Vote	MAP: What's One Thing the Media Might Have Paid More Attention?
1	1 Vote	There When You Know What a Terrible Idea of Course Tim Tebow Is Getting the Obamacare Website He Wants to Ban ALL Marriages
1	1 Vote	Obama: Healthcare Law Is Dead Island
1	1 Vote	This Is the End, and the Environment
1	1 Vote	Florida Otter Adorably Kills and Eats Alligator Vs
1	1 Vote	LeBron James Ruins the Holiday Spirit
1	1 Vote	Jon Bon Jovi's Daughter Arrested After Making Impressive but Dangerous Shot