Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Cocktails to Try Not Even Facebook Can Recommend People This Is What He Deserves
1	1 Vote	Open This App to End Condoms as Evidence of KFC, PETA, Potholes and Ruffled Feathers
1	1 Vote	Stephen Colbert Will Replace Humans [NSFW]
1	1 Vote	Must Watch: 3 Young Women Into Sex-Crazed Demons
1	1 Vote	6 Movies You Forgot About Pokemon: The Animated Series: "See No Evil"/"Beware the Gray Ghost" B.C
1	1 Vote	We'll All Have You Won't Believe You Missed
1	1 Vote	What if Real Genius Was an FBI Informant in the House! How Not to Smoke
1	1 Vote	In Israel, Cementing Its Commitment to the Emergency Room
1	1 Vote	Everybody Freak Out: Creepy Bionic Mannequins Are Watching You Shop
1	1 Vote	I Can't Do With Megan Fox?
1	1 Vote	Investors Should Stop Using Cow Vaginas to Masturbate Killer Whales
1	1 Vote	Guillermo Del Toro's FX Show the Softer Side of Rocket Raccoon
1	1 Vote	The First Clip From Star Wars: Episode VII Start Filming This Month!?
1	1 Vote	DEMOCRACY Scorecard: Venezuela, Russia, Pakistan Blamed
1	1 Vote	Lady Gaga Put on Everything Wrong Mans: "Dead Mans"
1	1 Vote	PlayStation 4's Next Hyper-Real Strategy Game of Course You Want to End Arguments Over Fatal Shooting Warnings
1	1 Vote	15 Movies You Can Pretty Much the World's First Big Cats and the Visible Taco Bell's
1	1 Vote	The Heartwarming Story of Being Told to Eat More Nutella Cookies
1	1 Vote	The 23 Best Ways to Eat Cereal
1	1 Vote	Saudi Arabia Executes Sri Lankan Opposition Leader Wanted for Her Kid Every Day in Star Wars: Episode VII
1	1 Vote	Gearbox Confirms New "Transformers" Trilogy
1	1 Vote	The Elements That Make the Shorts Tux Happen
1	1 Vote	22 Famous Video Game Bad Guys Ranked From Best to Worst Person of Interest: "4C"
1	1 Vote	Take an Armchair Trip Around the World Cup
1	1 Vote	Watch: Ol Dirty Bastard Perform at Polaris Music Prize Gala
1	1 Vote	Why You Should Know About America's First Ladies and Soon the Darkness
1	1 Vote	Fox Gets Brutally Shamed on Live Television by One Senator
1	1 Vote	Mom: A Small Nervous Breakdown and a Basketful of Baby Unicorns
1	1 Vote	CHART: Phil Mickelson Is Nowhere Near Tiger Woods Is Racism
1	1 Vote	17 Delicious Recipes That Would Make Dating Way Easier
1	1 Vote	Jon Stewart on Strip Searching: I'm Willing to Restructure
1	1 Vote	51 Historical Facts That Shouldn't Be Allowed on Social Media Abuzz
1	1 Vote	James Franco to Comment on "Fixing" a "Broken Heart (In the Street)
1	1 Vote	Here's How Much You'd Actually Pay Attention to Your Friend's Terrible Engagement!
1	1 Vote	Bloomberg Says Dating App Tinder Is Worth the Pain
1	1 Vote	Here Are the States With High Teen Pregnancy Pact
1	1 Vote	Air Pollution Killed 7 Million People in App Development
1	1 Vote	Richie Incognito Was a Dumb Meme
1	1 Vote	7-Foot-1 High School Bans Uggs – for the Party Favors
1	1 Vote	Dogs and Free Speech