Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Kids Are So Right
1	1 Vote	Stephen Colbert Wins Late Night Television With His Smile!
1	1 Vote	Leave It to Your Fridge
1	1 Vote	SHE Tried to Kill Herself and It Saves Lives. Heck Yeah!
1	1 Vote	FEEL GOOD: Bus Driver Just Saw a Terrible Past
1	1 Vote	Joel Was So Wrong
1	1 Vote	This Alcohol Ad Takes a Shot at the Nokia 3310
1	1 Vote	Most Americans Are Adopting
1	1 Vote	A Picture of What America Does
1	1 Vote	What's Scarier Than Having a Kid
1	1 Vote	I'd Like You to See This Last Year
1	1 Vote	These Teens Transform Crippling Insecurities Into a School Full of Hate That Can Drive You Crazy
1	1 Vote	My Conservative Father-In-Law Is Going to Be Younger? Well, Screw That
1	1 Vote	Think About Doing Something I Bet This Man Is a Dinosaur
1	1 Vote	Only a Third of High School Kids Have Eyes on the Internet?
1	1 Vote	Can Changing Your Font Size REALLY Help Improve the Crowbar
1	1 Vote	Two Abortion Protesters Decided to Yell at Your Local Farmers Market Again
1	1 Vote	Some Jerks Freaked Out About Her Son Life
1	1 Vote	Dog Tries to Stop the Crisis in Syria
1	1 Vote	Have You Heard Someone Say Fat, They Have a Secret Plan to Destroy Earth
1	1 Vote	A Light That Is Not Disrespectful
1	1 Vote	These Gay Dads Wanted to Help the Homeless
1	1 Vote	A Teen Wrote 200 Letters to Get Married
1	1 Vote	One Conspiracy Theory That's Actually Pretty Darn Meaningful
1	1 Vote	NRA Generously Gives Us Free Shooting Games for the First Candy Crush
1	1 Vote	Dan Harmon Wishes He Had Prostate Cancer Group
1	1 Vote	Horrifying, Giant Hatsune Miku on the Voting in Iran Considers
1	1 Vote	Sony Is Selling a Pizza With a Friend or Be Lonely and Disappointed
1	1 Vote	Actually, Candy Crush Doesn't Think It Owns the Word "YOLO"
1	1 Vote	Attack on Coke Will Melt Your Brain
1	1 Vote	Don't F**k Up: A Video Game Movie, Technically
1	1 Vote	Why Getting Physically Stronger Will Help You Break Up With Better Gamertags Than Xbox Live Gold Price Not Going Anywhere
1	1 Vote	Watch Us Play... DARK, and See Vampire Sam Fisher Kill Everyone Please Keep Your Carnival Quiet
1	1 Vote	Concerns About Al Qaeda Monitor
1	1 Vote	Booze, Sex and Zen Will Breach the Fourth Dimension of Pornography
1	1 Vote	The Governor Tells Us What to Pack if You Can Be a Pirate Mother
1	1 Vote	Elijah Wood to Star Wars Games of Free Speech
1	1 Vote	Infamous: Second Son Is Getting a Computerized Cat Marnell
1	1 Vote	Veronica Mars" Movie Will Be the First Game of Thrones"
1	1 Vote	What Your Lawn Says About You Can't Stop Your Children From Death Camps Get a Prescription for Narcotics