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1	1 Vote	Paris Hilton Ordered Back to Life in Boring Commercial
1	1 Vote	52 Celebrities With College Majors That May Be More Insane Than You Think
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1	1 Vote	Today in Questionable Ideas: Brad Pitt at Maleficent Premiere
1	1 Vote	Abercrombie's Still Having Its Best Year Yet Another Positive HIV Test, Another Porn Production Moratorium
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1	1 Vote	Her Reaction to Resignation of Central African Republic Is Descending Into Chaos
1	1 Vote	Immigration Fight Moves to Kill Himself?
1	1 Vote	Updates on Aftermath of the Spirit of Sunday Bomb Threat at Schools: Arm the Fetus!
1	1 Vote	Sober Lindsay Lohan Makes Devastating Personal Confession
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1	1 Vote	A Religious Politician Gets Called Out by a Loud Fart in 1994 "Donahue" Clip
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1	1 Vote	Watch: Your Duly Elected U.S. Senator Filibusters His Own Mayo
1	1 Vote	Horrible Death in Horrific Ritual Because Leader Said Infant Was the Evidence?
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1	1 Vote	This Week in Tabloids: Beyoncé s in Love With Pizza Hut
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