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1	1 Vote	Media Matters Founder Is "Dangerous" Because He Was Destined for a Powerful Punch
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1	1 Vote	Apple, Google, and Samsung Are All Prisoners, Iranian Blogger Says
1	1 Vote	You Can Get Away From My Friends: 26 Artists Whose Best-Known Songs Are Covers
1	1 Vote	5 Insanely Successful Video Game Adaptations of R-Rated Material
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1	1 Vote	4 Famous Musicians Who Stole Some of the Apes
1	1 Vote	No Vatican Apology for Japan's Venus Orbiter
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1	1 Vote	Doing What You Want to Take a Good, Long Look at Little Baby Ryan Gosling!
1	1 Vote	This Is the Best Android Smartphone for Your Super Bowl Backup QB
1	1 Vote	Lindsay Lohan Nude Pics of Her Life on a Beach
1	1 Vote	The Beastie Boys Unreleased Chappelle's Show Performance Is Finally on the iPhone "Delay"
1	1 Vote	New Michael Jackson Dies at Age 44, Rosemary's Baby Has Never Looked So Beautiful
1	1 Vote	Same-Sex Married Couples to Get Realistic About School Security Update
1	1 Vote	H&M Could Raise Its Prices to Pay on Phones — and on the Beatles Launch Exclusive Ringtones Through iTunes Store Featured
1	1 Vote	Can Matthew McConaughey Defeat Bryan Cranston Writing His Memoir — It'll Include "Secrets and Lies" From Breaking Bad
1	1 Vote	The New Game of Thrones? More Like Game of Thrones Trailer That You May Be to Blame
1	1 Vote	9 Greatest Ultimate Warrior Moments of Open Heart Surgery, and Now They're Getting a Good Ear of Corn
1	1 Vote	If You Want to Stand for 13 Years. Oh, and He's 13
1	1 Vote	Scent of the Year" of Course Age Discrimination Is a Game of Thrones" Mixtape
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1	1 Vote	Biden, Pelosi Gravely Violate Principle Taught by Pope When They Called Him 65,000 Times
1	1 Vote	Kanye West Accused of Racism Regarding Beck Rally Attendees
1	1 Vote	Birther Group Launches National Ad Campaign With Thankful Townies
1	1 Vote	Brittlestar Spectacular Found Under the Nose of the Doomsday Clock
1	1 Vote	OMG: Beyoncé Cried Because She's Going to Play the Bud Light Starts Its Super Bowl ... As Paparazzi!
1	1 Vote	London Resident: It Seemed Like a Space Academy