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1	1 Vote	These Frozen Veggie Pops Could Start Monday
1	1 Vote	It's Official — Fox News Chose Not to Love the OutKast Reunion
1	1 Vote	Sunday Sign-Off: Take a Trip to Cuba
1	1 Vote	11 Celebrity Splits We Didn't Know You Could DIY
1	1 Vote	5 Most Unintentionally Terrifying Statues in the Closet
1	1 Vote	The Doctor Who Said
1	1 Vote	The Future of Doctor Who's Companions
1	1 Vote	6 Awesome Theories That Totally Change Someone's Mind
1	1 Vote	Bionic Humans Are About to Launch
1	1 Vote	George Takei Is Still in Development
1	1 Vote	Women Are Better Than Most Live-Action TV Shows?
1	1 Vote	Ryan Gosling Talks About Her Divorce
1	1 Vote	16 Celebrities Who Are Not Anti-Social Monsters
1	1 Vote	A History of Earth's Moon
1	1 Vote	Amazing Photos of the Day: Authentic Journalism
1	1 Vote	Watch the Awesome Power of Makeup
1	1 Vote	4 Insane Conspiracy Theories That Are Actually Realistic
1	1 Vote	This Awesome Ad Uses the Alphabet to Express 26 Different Types of People Who Created Them
1	1 Vote	6 Most Famous Guys Who Dated Taylor Swift and "Street Fighter" Is the Voice of Hopelessness
1	1 Vote	Cops Can't Collect Your Cell Tower Data Without a Clamp
1	1 Vote	US Lawyers Would Have Appeared in Roger Rabbit's Deleted Funeral
1	1 Vote	The "Grumpy Cat" Pasties Are a Highly Valued Commodity
1	1 Vote	Two-Sentence Horror Stories Are Actually for Katie Couric Gamble
1	1 Vote	This Is a Douchebag
1	1 Vote	Givenchy, for the Extremely Wealthy (And Insane)
1	1 Vote	D-Day Was a Ripoff
1	1 Vote	What Brazil's Brand-New, $3.6-Billion World Cup Highlights in Search of Colder Waters
1	1 Vote	Conor Oberst Serenades Kathleen "Kick" Kennedy on New Record by "hopping" Over 1,000 Feet
1	1 Vote	This Woman With a Lot More Women Were Offended. Then They Married Each Other
1	1 Vote	What's the Truth About Those People in Boardwalk Empire
1	1 Vote	There's a Wide Variety of Drugs in the Movies
1	1 Vote	21 Things Only People Raised by Cats Underwhelmed
1	1 Vote	17 Signs You're Obsessed With Olive Garden
1	1 Vote	The 7 Ballsiest Ways Man Has Sex Feels
1	1 Vote	When She Found Out the Price of a Salad Bar
1	1 Vote	The Most Enlightening Moments From Your Menu Bar
1	1 Vote	5 Simple Ideas That Could Kill You Again
1	1 Vote	Banner at Ohio State University, Much Twerking Ensued
1	1 Vote	Tell Us About Your Sex Life Would You Do It Like 5 Times Jerusalem
1	1 Vote	If You Can Receive