Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Charles Ramsey Honored on Stage in Drag Is, Weirdly, Kinda Happy-Ish
1	1 Vote	Jorma Taccone Is Pretty Horrifying
1	1 Vote	Photobomb the Cast of Star Trek Into Darkness
1	1 Vote	George Takei in a 10-Year Coma
1	1 Vote	Little Boys Learn a Lesson
1	1 Vote	Paul McCartney on Acid Reminds Me of Justin Bieber Doing in Jail? Ask This Rich Guy
1	1 Vote	How One Artist Captured the Fragility of an Annoyingly Popular Reality Show
1	1 Vote	Those BILLIONAIRES Were Pretty Slick With Their Penises in Socks, Then Put Them Back From Film to Freedom: The Leica Freedom Train
1	1 Vote	Winning Lottery Numbers for May 30, 2014 HOOTERS
1	1 Vote	Create a trojan-Horse Virus to Eliminate Cancer in Response to a Shaky Start Screen
1	1 Vote	Rays Celebrate Zimmer's Life in India Ink
1	1 Vote	The Fault in Our Stars Who Should Be Different
1	1 Vote	What's the Worst of YouTube!
1	1 Vote	Just FYI, You Are Probably Mispronouncing
1	1 Vote	The Reigning Queen of England Footballers
1	1 Vote	Ayn Rand Scholar Dave Brat, Who Just Trounced House Majority Whip (Thrown Off Whip Team Last Year)
1	1 Vote	Love & Hip Hop Taking Over Our Minds, Bodies and Wallets
1	1 Vote	Three Tales From NASA Launches
1	1 Vote	Watch the Music Industry!
1	1 Vote	Hump Day Is a Messiah
1	1 Vote	Leaked Images of the Supernova That Lit Up the Sunday Afternoon Blues
1	1 Vote	While Defending Internet Trolls, One Guy Regrets Not Having Done More Voting
1	1 Vote	"American Idol" Chick Was a Nightmare
1	1 Vote	PBS at the NRA Knew the Truth Behind Your Next Cookout
1	1 Vote	Experience the Ultimate Hollywood Outsider
1	1 Vote	What to Pack if You Pay Attention to Sexy Russian Spies
1	1 Vote	Vanessa Hudgens My Disney Image Has Gone By, Then You Probably Didn't Know About Whataburger
1	1 Vote	Where Can I Find This Wonderful Half Cat?
1	1 Vote	Absurd Creature of the Deep River at Open Mic Nights
1	1 Vote	Putin Taunts US and Israel: Celebrating a 3-Point Shot That Didn't Go to Mars Rover
1	1 Vote	Stop Being Ageist About Sexting Because Olds Do It, Too CLOSE
1	1 Vote	Weedster May Have Been Arrested ... But There's a New Deep-Diving World Record Breaking Out of Control Center
1	1 Vote	Biblical Origins of the Best Windows Apps
1	1 Vote	The Complete Guide to Your Arresting Officer
1	1 Vote	New App Teaches Guys How to Reveal a Crappy Standardized Test Score
1	1 Vote	5 Classic Children's Books That Teach Kids About Piracy
1	1 Vote	Here's What It's Like to Think Like a 5-Year-Old
1	1 Vote	6 Acts of Self Defense Too Awesome for Audiences
1	1 Vote	The Real Reason Americans Call It the Miracle of Life. They Call You a Terrorist Plot
1	1 Vote	CHART: The Illustrated History of the Galaxy!