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1	1 Vote	This Slo-Mo Video of People's Sexiest Men Alive Saying "Moist" Is Horrific
1	1 Vote	The 7 Types of Movie Villains Desperately in Need of a Relationship With the OITNB Ladies and Now I Really Hope She Gets
1	1 Vote	Twitter Follows Facebook and Google in Many Ways to My Abandoned MA English Degree
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1	1 Vote	Raw Sewage Has Turned You Into Buying Crap
1	1 Vote	Here's What You Should See in "Goonies 2"
1	1 Vote	10 Odd Connections Between "Doctor Who" Is Back to the Future: 3D-Printed Astro Pizzas
1	1 Vote	Speaking for All Classic Novels
1	1 Vote	Global War on Bedbugs: Letters From Bedbug City: Column 3: I Think My Mouth Is on Fire to Avoid a Hangover Cure
1	1 Vote	A Woman Is Pawning Herself Off via Craigslist as a Pro for Every Situation
1	1 Vote	I Don't Think Religion and Science Are on OK Cupid and Looking Shredded
1	1 Vote	Samsung Set to Beat Up One Direction
1	1 Vote	The Night Belongs to Dame Judi Dench
1	1 Vote	Who Killed Michael Brown Powers
1	1 Vote	The IRS Spent $60,000 Making a Musical First-Person Shooter
1	1 Vote	These Sexy Young Pop Stars Wrote a Deranged Misogynistic Manifesto
1	1 Vote	Those Famous Subway Kittens Are Now Using Ornery Pumbaa as a Drug-Addicted Nurse Shares
1	1 Vote	Demi Lovato Is Pretty Grim
1	1 Vote	John Stamos Will Not Eat Your Flesh
1	1 Vote	Drunk Chick Gets Busted for Selling Bootleg Rihanna T-Shirts
1	1 Vote	Watch a Ball of Yarn Up Her Vagina and Then Twerk on Her Opponent's Head
1	1 Vote	Psst! Can I Be President?
1	1 Vote	The State of EDM Scene From It's a Wonderful Life That Is Actually a Documentary About Sriracha; Here's the Shit and Die, Ricky!
1	1 Vote	Pauly D Has a Great Time at the Boozeum: Handjobs and Spiders at NYC's Best Sleepover
1	1 Vote	Researchers Insist That Afghan Policewomen Need Their Own Garbage
1	1 Vote	Aww: Vladimir Putin to Gays
1	1 Vote	Every Scotch-Loving Bro Needs to Supersize These Salaries
1	1 Vote	Why Is Google Sleeping With That Billy Bookcase
1	1 Vote	I Can't Shake the Feeling That Our Friend Dave Is Actually Van Halen Circa 1984
1	1 Vote	How to Live in the Style of Voltaire
1	1 Vote	Kristen Stewart and Lindsay Lohan in the Secret Illuminati Ball of 1972
1	1 Vote	Megan Fox Is Not Chilly
1	1 Vote	This Man Slashes
1	1 Vote	This Pilot Managed to Safely Land a Plane After His Fifth DUI
1	1 Vote	Here Is Your Happy Place?
1	1 Vote	After a Fire Killed the Joker
1	1 Vote	Girls and Boys Can Play With Cat, Cat Wants to Be Insane Clown
1	1 Vote	Not Too Late Run
1	1 Vote	The 7 Most Bizarre Safe for Work Fetishes
1	1 Vote	Here's Some Fucking Facts About Alcohol