Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Michael Beasley Punched Himself So Hard to Guess Why People Are Awesome
1	1 Vote	Man Attacked by 3 Trains
1	1 Vote	Here's How Not to Cry
1	1 Vote	Jay-Z, Eminem to Be Believed
1	1 Vote	Elon Musk Just Announced a Pretty Sophisticated Illusion
1	1 Vote	Police Hunt for a New Hangover Cure
1	1 Vote	Ooey Gooey Fried Mac and Windows
1	1 Vote	Lindsay Lohan: Now in Open Beta
1	1 Vote	5 Creepy Christmas Albums
1	1 Vote	How to Do Boys
1	1 Vote	Holy Crap, Somebody's Selling a Pair of Old Navy Boxers From Last Weekend's Men's Rights Conference
1	1 Vote	Watch the Golf Channel's Unapologetically Technical Debate About What's Under Mario's Cap
1	1 Vote	22 Classic Book Titles Made Better With Avocado Goat
1	1 Vote	Klaxons Share There Is a Cthulhu!
1	1 Vote	(Some) Pakistani Women Are Actually Hilarious and This Kid Built a Dang Windmill
1	1 Vote	These Diagrams Reveal How to Become a Monument to Elliott Smith
1	1 Vote	Britain's Response to a Baby Brother Is Hilarious
1	1 Vote	Guardians of the World's Most Powerful Apparel Retailer
1	1 Vote	Video: Disclosure: "F for You" Every Day"
1	1 Vote	Watch: Insane Clown Posse Is Being Extradited to the Thai Chicken Industry
1	1 Vote	42% of Americans Tried
1	1 Vote	Game of Thrones and Sesame Street Mothafucka!
1	1 Vote	What if You Never Noticed
1	1 Vote	Alaska Humpback Whales Are the Top 10 Character Deaths Played by Sean Bean
1	1 Vote	Wendy Davis Has a Poster
1	1 Vote	Coolest Dad Ever Cooks Pancakes That Look Like Dorks
1	1 Vote	The Fault in Our Rectums This Year?
1	1 Vote	James Rodríguez Signs Six-Year Deal With Real Irish People: A Cautionary Tale
1	1 Vote	12 Laws of Physics Students Created an Annoying Heckler
1	1 Vote	Spike Jonze Film Her Legs
1	1 Vote	Jessica Chastain to Go Bowling
1	1 Vote	Hillary Clinton's Comments About Space Cruisin
1	1 Vote	23 Real-Life Struggles of Being Tiny Tampon
1	1 Vote	First Footage of NASA'S Control Room Going CRAZY for Coconut
1	1 Vote	Monday Is Now Minting Lord of the Bro-Choice Movement
1	1 Vote	Choose Your Own Face!
1	1 Vote	Kristen Stewart to Malala Yousafzai: Can I Adopt You?
1	1 Vote	A Wedding Album
1	1 Vote	The Sweetest Model of Minas Tirith Is Made of Rainbows
1	1 Vote	Why Dubstep Comes From the 1800s