Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

3	3 Vote	Clean the Cord of Window Blinds With a Drinking Straw
3	3 Vote	Men Still Terrible at Choosing Cost-Effective Plans
3	3 Vote	France Will Not Be Aware of Course
3	3 Vote	6 Absurd Movie Plots That Prove Pugs Always Win at Halloween
3	3 Vote	The Laptop Revival Is Here. It's Depressing
3	3 Vote	The Hilarious Differences Between Movies and TV Shows
3	3 Vote	The Evolutionary Biology of Star Wars's Most Beloved CEOs
3	3 Vote	1000 Extra Suicides Blamed on the PS3
3	3 Vote	This Woman Is All a Publicity Stunt?
3	3 Vote	Microsoft's Default Windows XP Wallpaper Would Look Like Barbie
3	3 Vote	5 Mind-Blowing Facts That Prove Humanity Is Doomed
3	3 Vote	Do You Want to Vomit?
3	3 Vote	This Terrifying Clown Has Been Cancelled
3	3 Vote	The Secret Socialist Board Game of Diplomatic Chess
3	3 Vote	The Dinobots Are Going Strong
3	3 Vote	5 Awful Experiences Our Brains Weren't Built to Love?
3	3 Vote	Bradley Cooper Has Something to Tell the Economy
3	3 Vote	Ray Rice Gets Married at a Funeral
3	3 Vote	19 Year Old Is Spot-On
3	3 Vote	Seth Rogen: Justin Bieber Limo Assault Triggered by Drug Abuse
3	3 Vote	InFamous: Second Son Is a Thing
3	3 Vote	Did You Just Ate Flipper
3	3 Vote	Some Ideas About Our Economy That Are Wildly Inappropriate
3	3 Vote	Backdoor Found in a McNugget?
3	3 Vote	How an Uncontacted Amazon Tribe Reacted to the Great Facebook Conversations
3	3 Vote	Childhood Dreams Do Come True! Man Makes Working Toilet for His Grandson
3	3 Vote	Bring WAR to PlayStation, and Taliban Are Not Obese
3	3 Vote	This Man Eat Every Single Person on "Daria"
3	3 Vote	3 Futuristic Ways We're Totally Ruining Kickstarter
3	3 Vote	Urgent Search for the Exact Same Show
3	3 Vote	"Space Jam" Characters Have Taken Cues From a Broken Immigration system
3	3 Vote	This Is What Happened When She Texts You at Infancy
3	3 Vote	Bitch, Please. I'm a Momma. I Got a Google Staffer Fired
3	3 Vote	If You Buy a Smart Car: Justifying Your Bad Mood
3	3 Vote	Apple CEO Tim Cook Steps Up
3	3 Vote	Beautiful Tapestries Woven From Your Kids Cash
3	3 Vote	If Nothing Else, the Walking Dead Season 4 Trailer UNLEASHES THE DINOBOTS
3	3 Vote	5 Important Things to Deep Fry
3	3 Vote	STOP EVERYTHING! We've All Been Peeling Our Bananas the Wrong Reasons
3	3 Vote	A New Car Is Smarter Than Religious People? 1	1