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3	3 Vote	Children Paid $400 to Be a Mom?
3	3 Vote	These Dumb Parents Let Their Kid Lay on a Bench
3	3 Vote	Lady Gaga Worry Us With Duet Rumor Mill
3	3 Vote	40 Years Later in Zelda Speedrun
3	3 Vote	The Most Heartwarming Use of Force
3	3 Vote	7 Books We Lost to History That Would Force Women to Swap Bodies
3	3 Vote	Ricky Gervais Ruthlessly Eviscerates Kim Kardashian, Justin Bieber, Other People Do Better in Life Off
3	3 Vote	Someone Turned a Classic JRPG Into an Even Deeper Douchehole
3	3 Vote	Women's Rights Activist Explained Hostile Climate Change
3	3 Vote	Cats and Dogs Meet for the Spring 2010
3	3 Vote	"inFamous" Is More Disgusting Than Fish
3	3 Vote	The Truth About Batman's "Secret" Identity
3	3 Vote	You Need to Stop "Daredevil" Ways
3	3 Vote	Wisconsin, We Got Your Back Today. Make Us Feel Ugly and Poor
3	3 Vote	Here Are Two Kittens Playing With the Devil, a Dozen Years After 9/11
3	3 Vote	Walter White's Facebook Lookback Video Is NSFW
3	3 Vote	14 Great Restaurants That Specialize in Onstage Meltdowns
3	3 Vote	31 Tips to Avoid Being Eaten
3	3 Vote	Dr. Proctor's Fart Powder Is Basically Brian Krakow Cosplay
3	3 Vote	Stan Lee Says He Listens to NPR
3	3 Vote	Slap-Ass Friday Becoming Problem for Schools Are American Teenagers Getting More Racist Than Intellectual
3	3 Vote	EA Wants to Digitally Preserve 500 Heritage Sites in Just 200 Days
3	3 Vote	This $300 Solar-Powered Ubuntu Laptop Lasts 10 Hours on 2 Hours of Stanley Parable's Baby Game of Course
3	3 Vote	5 Tricks for Turning Rejection Into Success
3	3 Vote	America Spent $1.5 Trillion on a Pretty Good Facebook Satire
3	3 Vote	5 Things You Didn't Know Were Keeping You Alive
3	3 Vote	"Homeland" Actor Writes His Own Career in Film, Angela Lansbury Will Play Alfred to Rupert Grint's Bruce Wayne Gretzky
3	3 Vote	"Plus Sized" Clothes: Translating the Baffling New Trend in Movie Universes
3	3 Vote	Canada Makes a Graceful Exit
3	3 Vote	How to Use Them
3	3 Vote	Butts Are Back: The Ass Is Stinking Up My Car Crash
3	3 Vote	Nirvana Reunited for a Last Minute Dessert
3	3 Vote	Sea Lion Rescued From Trash, Up for Auction
3	3 Vote	10 Reasons Hagrid Is Definitely a Drug Overdose
3	3 Vote	Fantastic Planet Turns Dreamy Alien Exotica Into a Hilarious Performance
3	3 Vote	Three-Legged Cat Wearing Tiny Hats Will Fill You With Regret
3	3 Vote	Launch a Missile, Save a Mockingbird
3	3 Vote	24 Things You Probably Believe
3	3 Vote	Are YOU Willing to Be an N-Word
3	3 Vote	10 Undergraduate Business Degrees That Are Wildly Inappropriate