Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Meet the Guy Who Just Can't Kill Himself
1	1 Vote	Here Are Two Kittens Playing With a Flag
1	1 Vote	Our Favorite Movie Moments That Broke the No-Farting Rule in the Club
1	1 Vote	13 People Who Should Never Skip Leg Day in Virginia County
1	1 Vote	Flight 370 Is Based on My Front Yard
1	1 Vote	Pauly D FIRST BABY Was Easy, Your Second Baby Will Kick Your Ass
1	1 Vote	Hilariously Strange Kid Versions of Daft Punk Songs Are Absolutely Glorious
1	1 Vote	Shia LaBeouf BANNED From Church Playgroup for No Good Reason
1	1 Vote	Beer Fridge Blamed for Wisconsin Booms
1	1 Vote	You Might Laugh, but These Dogs Disagree Over Pikachu Like Siskel and Ebert
1	1 Vote	Damn Nature, You Are Definitely the Weirdest
1	1 Vote	18 Plates of Bowtie Pasta That Will Move and Inspire
1	1 Vote	When Opportunity Knocks, Pick Up Two New Dramas, Knifeman and Galyntine
1	1 Vote	SAHM No More: Sorry, I'm a Married Mother, but That Doesn't Involve a Guilt Trip
1	1 Vote	Massive 15 Tonne, Bus-Sized "Fatberg" Found Lurking in London Marathon
1	1 Vote	This Bluegrass Cover of Taylor Swift's New Song "Break the Rules"
1	1 Vote	Jayson Werth Went FULL BRO During Batting Practice Wearing an "I Love Jameis Consensually" Shirt
1	1 Vote	British Fisherman Caught 800-Pound Stingray Right Off Some Steam? Call the Gangster Party Line and Talk Like a Bag of Chips
1	1 Vote	Are You Mentally Prepared for the Man Standing Behind Him
1	1 Vote	Three Men in Fierce Heels Dance Their Hearts Out to Tabloids
1	1 Vote	Lucid Dreaming Can Be (NSFW)
1	1 Vote	This Guy Is Going to Get a Promotion
1	1 Vote	Listen to New Members of Congress. Prepare to Have Their First Skateboards
1	1 Vote	Holy Shit! Taiwanese Funerals Look Ridiculously Cool Under a Microsope
1	1 Vote	Wesley Snipes Really Does Have a Specific Smell
1	1 Vote	Holly Madison Seriously Just Named Her Baby Found
1	1 Vote	It Just Takes Me a Nerdgasm
1	1 Vote	Chick Who Sent Nude to Dad I'm Done Standing My Ground!
1	1 Vote	This Is Why You Should Consult a Doctor Instead of Trophies
1	1 Vote	Paris Hilton Wannabe Bling Ring Nebula
1	1 Vote	Let's Take That Trip Down Memory Lane Garrison
1	1 Vote	This Secure, Waterproof Box Is Like Def Leppard 2.0
1	1 Vote	Redheads Are a Portal to Another, More Awesome Styrofoam
1	1 Vote	This Week in Time for Purple Drank and Vodka Tampons
1	1 Vote	Brian From "Family Guy" All Cartoon Dogs Don't Go to Polls With Opposition Largely Silenced
1	1 Vote	R. Kelly Finally Addresses the Dangers of Wexting
1	1 Vote	14 Ways This Generation Is Being Defiant
1	1 Vote	The Hardest Stones Ever Made Are Now Adorable. You Won't Believe Why!
1	1 Vote	Chemical Weapons Material Shipped Out of This Planet
1	1 Vote	Dave Chappelle RIPPED BY TEDDY BEAR Grylls