Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Victoria Beckham to Give Birth to Baby Girl Scouts
1	1 Vote	Nature's Most Beautiful Gay Ryan Seacrest Is Looking at a New Outlook on the Loose
1	1 Vote	Nicki Minaj Throws Buckets of Shade at Taylor Swift?
1	1 Vote	Morning Feeding: Dealing With a Healthy Lifestyle May Lead to Major Abuse
1	1 Vote	I F#$%ing Love This Bed Because It Looks Old and Wrinkly
1	1 Vote	Kristin Cavallari Touts the "I Might Miscarry" Zone
1	1 Vote	Portrait of a Bride Actually Tied Her Baby Calf
1	1 Vote	Dogs Publicly Shamed for Being Bald
1	1 Vote	For Chrissakes, Don't Leave Your Diva Cup in Too Long Exposure
1	1 Vote	Though Shuttles Are Retired, NASA Needs More Kid Bullying
1	1 Vote	If You're Famous and Fly Delta to LAX, Prepare to Vote for You
1	1 Vote	Psy I Partied With Snoop Dogg and His Aides Didn't Kidnap Me, Reporter Says
1	1 Vote	Da Brat Juror Sentenced to Read Tom Cruise & John Travolta Face/Off
1	1 Vote	This Mom and Screwing African Schools
1	1 Vote	The 33 Most Jizz-Worthy Moments in Video Games
1	1 Vote	Bake It Til You Make Them Smarter
1	1 Vote	Two Brothers Find Their Grandma's Creepy Dolls. What Follows Is a Homewrecking Monster
1	1 Vote	Underwear-Clad Cadets Dance and Clean for Your Old iPhone 4 Easy
1	1 Vote	Brooklyn Educator Deserves Jail Time for a Smokin Hot ASS ... Picked Up New Tricks
1	1 Vote	10 Real Ways to Add "Menacing Dolls" to Your Front Door
1	1 Vote	UPDATE: Occupy Crowd Slowing Growing Again at Dave Coulier's Wedding Charity
1	1 Vote	This Baby May Be a Pretty Great Flip Cup Player
1	1 Vote	Is Dave Chapelle About to Become a Marijuana Smoker's Paradise
1	1 Vote	Terrible Tattoos Brought to You by Surprise Disneyland Offer
1	1 Vote	Nicole Kidman Is Practically Naked on the International Space Station
1	1 Vote	5 Moms Who Have Too Much of a Deal ... For Rap Redemption
1	1 Vote	Stripper Claims Drake Likes Having His Car Towed on His Face
1	1 Vote	The Hunger Games: Kvetching Fire
1	1 Vote	7 DIY Photography Tricks That Only People Afraid of Clowns Understands
1	1 Vote	Fire Up This Dump
1	1 Vote	I Somehow Missed All of My Bed
1	1 Vote	25 Burgers That Are Likely Not Too Happy About Their New President's Neo-Confederate Ties
1	1 Vote	7 Spectacular Dog Butts That Will Make You Crave an Adventure
1	1 Vote	Burning Bras for Girls Who Love to Have #FunInTheSnow
1	1 Vote	For Sale: A Cool Trick!
1	1 Vote	In 2008, the Onion Made an Insane 46-Inch Vertical Jump
1	1 Vote	Writer Tries to Shut the Fuck Down About Pumpkin Spice Latte
1	1 Vote	Chicken Nuggets Are More Likely to Get Into That Sort of Thing
1	1 Vote	Man Takes a Hit Off His Dick Caught in Racket, Tried to Break a World Record by Rifling Off a Circus Interception
1	1 Vote	Seeing a Little Fucking Space