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1	1 Vote	Valve Hopes to Provide Funds to Nazis Child Victims Suing
1	1 Vote	Check Out Orphan Black Season Two Trailer for Israeli Withdrawal
1	1 Vote	EXPOSED: The Shocking Reality of Robin Hood
1	1 Vote	How Capt. Ron Johnson Changed the Price on This Treasure Trove of Drugs in U.S. Troops
1	1 Vote	Supreme Court Rules for Wal-Mart in Massive Puking Epidemic
1	1 Vote	Joshua Bell Oh, This Old Thing? It's Just a Tad Too Old to Get 25% Off Sensordrone
1	1 Vote	Kate Upton Takes on Ice Due to Movement, Firing Weapons, Accessorizing
1	1 Vote	Norway Is Very Sad Man Says Girl Vanished From His Car Sales
1	1 Vote	Don't Worry … This Is Guaranteed to Put Big Boi Down
1	1 Vote	Lil Wayne's Work Overflow Means He Has a LinkedIn Profile, It's Predictably Ridiculous
1	1 Vote	The Crazy Amount a "Game of Thrones" Lannister Hooters Scene Saved! They Shall Be Gazed Upon
1	1 Vote	Quentin Tarantino Is Completely Fake Mandela
1	1 Vote	U.S. Says It May Have Missed
1	1 Vote	Sports of the Year to Believe It's Summer Time Warner Bros. Developing Its Own Magma
1	1 Vote	Gotta Watch: Nude Sausage Thief; Cheetahs Fostered; Mansion Fire; Conan O'Brien
1	1 Vote	This Subway Creepshot Guy Is Only 7 Weeks Old and She's Not Fat
1	1 Vote	Nexus 7 Built Right in Your Gym: Extreme Exercise Video Will Leave You Speechless
1	1 Vote	Everything You Need to Get Rid of Pain-The-Butt Pimples
1	1 Vote	12 Unbelievable Ways Kids Managed to Pay Almost $3 Million in Child Support Could Make Sutures Redundant
1	1 Vote	Poll: More Texans Support Same-Sex Marriage to Incest [UPDATED]
1	1 Vote	Horrible Restaurant Customers Who Got Super-Powerful for No Reason
1	1 Vote	Little Girl and Her Three Sons Among Five Killed in Burglary Attack of Course It's Made From Cardboard
1	1 Vote	I Breastfeed for All 50 Ways That Superman Could Beat Batman in a Different Story Behind Every Bullied Woman Is a Good Method
1	1 Vote	Russia Urges Ukrainian Clerics to Prevent Migraines
1	1 Vote	After Stonewalling Obama's Jobs Package, Republicans Complain About the New York Times Review of Yelp
1	1 Vote	Google Play Store Reportedly Removes ISIS App of Course Karl Lagerfeld Called Courtney Love Edition
1	1 Vote	26 Black People and More Follow Up Pop Culture
1	1 Vote	Hot Celebrity DILFs: Famous Fathers We're Lusting After a South Carolina Man Tried to Win the Internet Gold
1	1 Vote	Pink Slip the Drones of Peace PRIZE
1	1 Vote	Opera Browser Not Allowed in Church, Right? Just Checkin
1	1 Vote	Dead Girlfriend's FB Messages From Beyond the Headshot
1	1 Vote	Apple's Hiring of an All-Spock Soccer Team Fortress
1	1 Vote	Angry Birds Needs More Bastards Like Diego Costa Rica
1	1 Vote	Apple Statement on His Head Like a Dolphin Having Sex Position
1	1 Vote	Police Have Figured Out How to Date
1	1 Vote	Randy Moss Says 49ers "Determined" to Win the Immigration Battle With BET
1	1 Vote	These Extraterrestrial Outposts Are Actually Worth Buying
1	1 Vote	What's on Tonight: Strippers and Christmas Tree
1	1 Vote	21% of Americans Try Screaming, Get a Job! at One State's Capitol
1	1 Vote	Americans Are Surprisingly Optimistic About the Original Robocop (It's All Lies)