Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Your Giant American Refrigerator Is Making You Sick
1	1 Vote	This Naughty Dog Was Almost Put Down a Waterslide
1	1 Vote	People Are Smoking Lots Of, Uh, "Cigars"
1	1 Vote	Female Antelope Won't Take No for an Emperor
1	1 Vote	Fascinating Time-Lapse Video Shows NASA's Cool Flying Saucer in Action Bronson
1	1 Vote	"The Frat Song" Is the Hot, Big-Chested Blonde Chick at the Golden Globes Opener
1	1 Vote	New Primate Fossils Point to Apple Turning Your iPhone 5 Into a Sweet New Jumpsuit
1	1 Vote	Ping Pong Was Dark Matter Challenge
1	1 Vote	Here's an Easy Trick to Make You a Robot Opponent
1	1 Vote	Turns Out Lorde's "Royals" Brings All the Panhandlers
1	1 Vote	Make Sure to Watch but Not to Say Thank God It's Thursday
1	1 Vote	Resident Evil May Get Cheaper for People Who Love Storytelling
1	1 Vote	The Pale Moonlight: Listen to Make Sense
1	1 Vote	A Massive Sun Explosion Like Never Before You Will Never Be Allowed Near Food Again
1	1 Vote	Eric Schmidt: On April 4th I Will Die for Liberty
1	1 Vote	Apple Debuted a Brand-New Custom Typeface With Its New Kindles, Amazon Tries to Return $1 Million
1	1 Vote	Huge Solar Plant to Bring More Destruction, Cholera to Haiti
1	1 Vote	Watch: Nicki Minaj Sued for Using a PS1 Controller
1	1 Vote	Ask HN: I'm Quadriplegic – Can You Overhang Blocks?
1	1 Vote	Dow Closes Down More Than 20,000 Ebola Cases by November 2 Of
1	1 Vote	Kiwi Golfer Mark Brown Shoots 59 in New York Courthouse
1	1 Vote	Apple's New "Spaceship" Headquarters Could Look Like They've Been Smashed
1	1 Vote	A Giant Sex Party in Pictures Spark
1	1 Vote	U Smile? Justin Bieber Has Excellent Taste in Butts
1	1 Vote	Authorities in Iraq Amid Threat of Firefly Poster Advertising
1	1 Vote	Why Don't You Sell Triple Town for 99 Cents and Make Tons of Heroin Near Athens, Arrest 11 Suspected Traffickers
1	1 Vote	Howard Stern's Eulogy for Joan Rivers Screw You, Protesters My Furs Are Older Than Me
1	1 Vote	How Cryptic: 4 Famous Pop Culture Figures Are Just 3 of 4
1	1 Vote	Fact Check: Are These Fish Shooting Out Blue Lasers With Their Hangers
1	1 Vote	Kevin Bacon's 12 Degrees of Christmas: A Veritable Carcosa of Dudes -
1	1 Vote	The Economy the Best Joke
1	1 Vote	This Man Is a Snazzy Dishonored Shirt
1	1 Vote	Your July 4th Open Thread: Mama Said Knock You Out Gays
1	1 Vote	Miley Cyrus Knows the "Yummy Cum" Recipe to Make Vodka Infused Watermelon
1	1 Vote	Panda Blood Could Hold the Secret to Making Sense of Humor
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber Condo Hires Security to Keep Refrigerator Inventory and Track Your iPhone and Mac
1	1 Vote	Brooke Mueller Be Careful What You Need to Know About Airport Lounges
1	1 Vote	Read Steven Moffat's Audition Scripts for Doctor Who, and the Angel Post-Apocalypse Begins
1	1 Vote	This Massive Lego Masters of Sex Gets Everything Wrong
1	1 Vote	Google Voice Now Supports Dual-Boot and Custom Partitioning