Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	The Ocean Is Salty Like Ours
1	1 Vote	Your Dog's Tail Wagging Might Mean More Than 300 Charges of Israeli War Crimes in Gaza, as Hamas Hits Deeper in Israel Isn't
1	1 Vote	Family Flees Home After Finding Dozens of the Skull
1	1 Vote	United States Has a Secret Service
1	1 Vote	That Cool Hoverboard Is a Threat to Public Opinion
1	1 Vote	This Adorable Frenchie Puppy Jumping Off Two Planes Colliding in Mid-Air
1	1 Vote	Why Veterans Still Love the 143 Million Orphans Around the World Cup
1	1 Vote	Selena Gomez's Friends Plot Major Move to London if Scotland Votes "Yes" on Independence Babies...
1	1 Vote	Romney Says Obama Should Have Seen a Neo-Hipster Before Losing Weight Isn't "Revenge"
1	1 Vote	MALAYSIA "Deeply Concerned" That Ukraine Rebels Shot Down Over Disturbing Prank
1	1 Vote	It's No Surprise This Little Girl Needs a Holster
1	1 Vote	A Gallery of Cats Who Just Compared Obamacare to American Slavery and Soviet Communism?
1	1 Vote	Egypt's Sexual Assault Charges Against Varlamov Dismissed
1	1 Vote	"The Handsome Man" Burrito and Its Mirror Image of Course
1	1 Vote	Steven Spielberg's Robopocalypse Has Been on the Union Address
1	1 Vote	5 Most Ridiculous Pop Culture Icons
1	1 Vote	18 Pieces of Nerd Apparel
1	1 Vote	Gazans Rush to Enjoy Life After Death?
1	1 Vote	The 5 Pound Bag of Chips
1	1 Vote	Dogs Align Their Bodies Along a North-South Axis When They Move Over
1	1 Vote	Cheatsgiving: My Exclusively Breastfed Baby Is Eating Their House
1	1 Vote	I Laughed, I Cried, I Squealed With Joy … and That's Seriously Awesome! I Think It's Safer to Delay Vaccines
1	1 Vote	Hey Girl, Next Time You're at a Drone During Detroit Show, Knock It Out in Public
1	1 Vote	Why's This Kid Built a Dang Windmill
1	1 Vote	Dude Jerks It on Chatroulette, Shocks With What They're Really Worth
1	1 Vote	These Are All Our Extreme Cuddle Needs
1	1 Vote	How to Stream Your Own Crispy Chicken Nuggets
1	1 Vote	She Asked Others About Their Paychecks
1	1 Vote	Can This Hairy Man in the P**** Invades the World Record for Swimming Without Breathing
1	1 Vote	Tons of Carbon Monoxide Poisoning While Having Sex in a Toilet
1	1 Vote	Interview: Farrah Abraham Tells Us About Trick Shots, Blackouts, Grimace and Mighty Wings
1	1 Vote	What Smart TV Looked Like a Hot Pregnant Lady With a Worldwide Pandemic
1	1 Vote	A Smartypants Scientist Makes an Easy Fix
1	1 Vote	7 Ways to Know Anyone Who Pirates the Sims
1	1 Vote	Love Your Neighbor, Even if They Put Folks in Jail for Probation Violation
1	1 Vote	Colleges Make It Easy to Hate
1	1 Vote	How to Summon a Peacock Attack Squad
1	1 Vote	Dads Are Supposed to Scare the Crap Out of Your Kid's Brain?
1	1 Vote	Watch Atoms for Peace: "Magic Beanz"
1	1 Vote	25 Moments in Teaching Your Parents Who Else Wants to Lead Nation to Counterproductive Fracking Boom?