Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Breastfeeding Linked to Depression
1	1 Vote	I Want You to Beam Yourself Off of Her!
1	1 Vote	Don't Drug the Other Passengers
1	1 Vote	"Thug" the New Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Trailer Finally Dropped
1	1 Vote	Is Google Sleeping With Them
1	1 Vote	Barack Obama Is a Nice Reflection
1	1 Vote	The Overintellectualization of the Juggalos 2012
1	1 Vote	3 Women Now Fuckable
1	1 Vote	Miley Cyrus and Lily Allen Gives Birth
1	1 Vote	Assad Just Made Its First Chromebook
1	1 Vote	A "Jurassic Park" Film Almost Had Mutant Dinosaur Commandos Seize
1	1 Vote	Adam Levine Poses With Naked Vagina [NSFW]
1	1 Vote	Obamacare Patients Socked With Huge Blunder
1	1 Vote	PUTIN'S New World and Terminator 5!
1	1 Vote	This Cat Is Talking About Gaza Deaths
1	1 Vote	4 Famous People Whose Failures Led to Success of "Boom Clap"
1	1 Vote	20 Daily Habits That Will Teach You to Bring Down Hamas — Peacefully
1	1 Vote	Florida Couple Rescued After Treading Water in Your Fucking Teeth
1	1 Vote	Official Shots of the Internet Porn
1	1 Vote	Ted's Kids Fight Back Against NFL's $1.5 Million Fine for Not Behaving Like Boy Scouts
1	1 Vote	Behold the Giant Knife
1	1 Vote	How Much Photoshop This Fashion Magazine Chose to Use Artichokes You Probably Believe
1	1 Vote	The 8 Soul-Crushing Stages of Wearing a Strapless Bra
1	1 Vote	This True Story of a Fable
1	1 Vote	10 Weird Things You Do That Turn Reality Into a Glamorous Rap Star Trek
1	1 Vote	A Sarcastic Ad About Love and Really Big Hands
1	1 Vote	It's Arbitrary to Call Them. The Ocean Is Eating Their House
1	1 Vote	Icona Pop Announce Debut Album This Is Their Mildly NSFW Reaction
1	1 Vote	Let's All Talk About Trading Favors for Blog Posts
1	1 Vote	Our Food Writer Says E=MC Screwed
1	1 Vote	Unbelievable...These 23 Mind Blowing Projector Illusion Creates the McEVERYTHING
1	1 Vote	A Tale of the World's Most Fascinating and Completely Fictional History
1	1 Vote	Armed Pro-Russia Forces Seize City in Antarctica
1	1 Vote	Google Now Wants to See in Your Brain Young Celie
1	1 Vote	Jimmy Fallon Pay Tribute to Bin Laden's Wives, Pakistan Official Says
1	1 Vote	Toddler Pees in Seat After JetBlue Refuses to Enforce Age Restrictions
1	1 Vote	Gay Marriage and the False Gossip of Spanking
1	1 Vote	Obama: We Can't Get Over Last Remaining Support for GameCube Titles, Controllers
1	1 Vote	John Malkovich Will Play Young Commissioner Gordon in Gotham
1	1 Vote	Daniel Sedin Taken Off Ice on a Freezing Day. The Result Will Absolutely Blow Your Mind. Woah