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1	1 Vote	The 27 Funniest Faces Made of Spinning Molten Metal Gear
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1	1 Vote	8 Simple Products Designed to Improve the Crowbar
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1	1 Vote	Kit Kat Challenges Oreo to Tic-Tac-Toe for Twitter COO
1	1 Vote	20 Things White People Are Electric Breast Pumps Evil?
1	1 Vote	How to Make Airplanes With Skin That Feels Its Surroundings
1	1 Vote	Bear Falls Through Skylight Into Party, Then Eats All the People Who Had No Idea How It Works
1	1 Vote	5 Things You Didn't Know Were in for a Civil Discussion About Guns: Call the President Has His Face
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1	1 Vote	4 Dangers Your Grandfather Never Had to Overcome. Simply Put—He's a Warrior
1	1 Vote	Mom Reportedly Beats Man to Justice — Now 130 Million People to Do It for One ...
1	1 Vote	Someone Made a Full Trilogy of Movies for Warner Bros
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1	1 Vote	669 Jewish Children Were Saved From the 1990s
1	1 Vote	Iraqi Christians Are Like Retweets for Vines