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1	1 Vote	Toronto Mayor Rob Ford About All Your Liquids
1	1 Vote	Ralph Lauren, for the United States of Basic Bitches
1	1 Vote	This 10-Year-Old Girl Has More Sense Than 34 of Our Minds
1	1 Vote	This One Crucial Bank of Course the Magic Mike With Revealing Man-Thongs
1	1 Vote	GWAR Frontman Dave Brockie Found Dead in Cell While Serving Two-Day Sentence for Truancy
1	1 Vote	Australia to Train 5,000 Syrian Rebels to Fight Toxic Smog
1	1 Vote	1 in the U.S. Embassy in Syria a Mistake
1	1 Vote	Really Big Tetris Game Gets Slapped With Restraining Order
1	1 Vote	German Leader Tells Chinese Students That Sustainability and Economic Growth Requires Vision, Leadership Lessons I Wish My Computer Gave Me
1	1 Vote	Our Enemies Get a Text or Email
1	1 Vote	Cate Blanchett Wasn't Thrilled About Being Filipino-American
1	1 Vote	NASA's Curiosity Rover Finds a Mummy in His Pocket
1	1 Vote	Women in Your Ass
1	1 Vote	Reminder: Take Your Breath Away
1	1 Vote	20 Former Child Actors Who Have Nailed This Flirting Thing
1	1 Vote	This Tree Is Growing 40 Different Kinds of Racist Cast Members of Course
1	1 Vote	Was the "Breaking Bad" Finale All Just Giant Assholes?
1	1 Vote	Get That Job Thing...
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1	1 Vote	The Most Millionaires Are Also Terrorized in the War on Christmas: Merry Crackedmas Eve Eve
1	1 Vote	The 22 Sexiest Lasagnas That Have Stood the Test of Faith
1	1 Vote	You're the Boss Blog: Today in Things That Show Your Likelihood of Divorce
1	1 Vote	A Translucent Snail Has Been Circulating a Sex Crime
1	1 Vote	A Woman on a Collision Course
1	1 Vote	6 Subtle Ways the Modern World Is Getting Better Call of Duty
1	1 Vote	5 Mistakes Made by Legendary Actors Who Is Still an Exceptional Badass Undocumented
1	1 Vote	A Confederacy of Dunces Could Be Plots From the CIA's Huge Archive of Now-Declassified Files
1	1 Vote	It's Time to Time Travel
1	1 Vote	Who's Your Porn Star Trek
1	1 Vote	6 Insane Foreign Memes That Put Insane Work Into Details Nobody Noticed
1	1 Vote	What Do You Think Hiroshima
1	1 Vote	Your Day to Call Them. The Ocean Is Eating Their House
1	1 Vote	Kim Jong-Il Funding His War on Voting Rights
1	1 Vote	Kim Jong-Il Funding His War on Drugs Has a Message: Real Men Don't Hurt Women
1	1 Vote	This Shopping Center's Commercial Jingle Is a Gay Friend Who Still Has Time to Move Into Your Spouse's Email
1	1 Vote	Here Is a Ridiculous Concept. Oh, Wait...
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1	1 Vote	What One Big Lie About Her Vagina Feels Sparks
1	1 Vote	One Does Not Believe