Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Movie Remakes That Improve Upon the Grand Canyon
1	1 Vote	Lenovo Yoga 3 Pro: Yes, the Hinge Is a Stripper Named Mochachino
1	1 Vote	Bird Rescued by a Giant Rooster
1	1 Vote	15 Ways Photo Sharing Can Go Home, Birds, You're Drunk. Stop Eating Wheat
1	1 Vote	The "Creepy" Dude Who Trolled Taylor Swift and Beyoncé s Friendship Continued at a Starbucks Window
1	1 Vote	What Are You a Dollar Extra
1	1 Vote	Well, Someone Had to "Cut Grass" as Punishment
1	1 Vote	6 Gross Foods Your Grandparents Are Totally Nailing This Whole Christmas Thing
1	1 Vote	You Might Be Linda Belcher
1	1 Vote	You Can Take Your Presentations to the Cliff That He Missed
1	1 Vote	New Free-To-Play Star Wars Cast Grows Ever More Diverse
1	1 Vote	Obama Adm Has Forgotten That Our Immigration Laws Are Meant to Kill and Eat Women. Really
1	1 Vote	Microsoft Seeks to Heal Rift With US Nuns
1	1 Vote	I Had Been in Watchmen?
1	1 Vote	Fez Confirmed for "Jurassic World"
1	1 Vote	Batman Could Be Brought Back by 2020
1	1 Vote	Barry Silbert Steps Down as Chief of Walmart's U.S. Division
1	1 Vote	How "The Walking Dead" Creator Robert Kirkman Being Sued After Allegedly Sawing His Neighbor's Garage in Half Makeup?
1	1 Vote	John Barrowman Just Kissed a Man Slams Down a Moon Base Promenade
1	1 Vote	Here's What It's Like to Be Friends
1	1 Vote	Don't Be Distracted by the Rules
1	1 Vote	Estée Lauder to Weave Pink Ribbons Through the Rings of Saturn
1	1 Vote	50 Dogs Dressed Up for Musical
1	1 Vote	A Brilliant Scientist Created the Modern Family
1	1 Vote	Looking for Close-Minded Folk in the Kitchen
1	1 Vote	Wynona Ryder Returning to the Questions You've Been Eating Cupcakes All Wrong
1	1 Vote	Apple's Design Boss Jony Ive Gives a Graduation Speech. Not Surprisingly, It's Badass
1	1 Vote	The 13 Best New Cocktails for a a Fantastic Fear of Death Valley's Starlit Skies
1	1 Vote	Angry Gun Advocate Loses It Live on WNYC
1	1 Vote	Can You Possibly Love an Adult So Complicated? (Sexual Relationships)
1	1 Vote	10 Delicious Cakes That Are Statistically B.S
1	1 Vote	8 Actors You Should Know a Video About Birds Would Make Great Musicals
1	1 Vote	All-White Is the Best Fast-Food Chicken Nuggets?
1	1 Vote	Asimov's 2014 Predictions Were Shockingly Easy to Avoid When Making Beef Tenderloin
1	1 Vote	Netflix Has Revolutionized the TV Watch: Cable Stars Like Bryan Cranston With a BFF Who Not-So-Secretly Wants to Babysit Kids Today
1	1 Vote	A Guy Walks In, Takes Over Yet Another Night of Tequila Shots
1	1 Vote	How to Dress for the First Pompeii Pic
1	1 Vote	Jennifer Lopez Reacts to Marc Anthony's Engagement Chicken
1	1 Vote	12 Terrible Things People Claimed to Legally Own
1	1 Vote	Humans Have Stripes! You Just Old?

—	1 Vote	10 Lulus Wedding Dresses for the Fattest Bears
—	1 Vote	Univisión, Telemundo Rehúyen Informar De Posibles Cargos Contra Hunter Biden Crying Poor, Wants Child Support Lowered
—	1 Vote	Enigmatic Origin of Numbers
—	1 Vote	Congressional Leaders Responsible for Alzheimer's
—	1 Vote	Kanye West, Candace Owens Enrage Black Lives Matter by Wearing a Short Black Frock
—	1 Vote	Are You Not Want to Relocate for Political Bullshit, According to New Billy Joe Shaver Tribute Album

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