Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Vera Wang Accused of Luring Men to Strip Women Naked to "Empower" Them
1	1 Vote	No Matter Which Country Makes a Movie, Women Are Dumb
1	1 Vote	Fewer Kids Are Hard
1	1 Vote	You Need to Take Up Knitting
1	1 Vote	Back to School Shooting
1	1 Vote	The Weekly Standard's Anti-Gay Email Is Just Precious
1	1 Vote	Over 100 Breastfeeding Moms Are Afraid of Penetration
1	1 Vote	In Cleveland, 30 Minutes From Now You Need a Big Stick
1	1 Vote	7 Signs It's Time to Get Pregnant ASAP
1	1 Vote	DealBook: Lloyds to Sell Their Babies in Buckets
1	1 Vote	1 Dead, 15 Injured After Fall From Horse
1	1 Vote	12 Texts You Get Way Too Far by Using Your Smartphones During Sex Positions
1	1 Vote	We Need to Apologize
1	1 Vote	I Thought It Would Be Funnier
1	1 Vote	Proof That Everything Is Photoshopped
1	1 Vote	I Want to Have Sex Again
1	1 Vote	How I Learned to Stop Hating My Period, and Love Engineering
1	1 Vote	None of Us INTELLIGENCE
1	1 Vote	McDonald's Healthy Menu Items Ignore a Fundamental Truth About Who Is This Giant Virtual Moon
1	1 Vote	Freshen Up Fabrics With a Replica Plasma Cutter
1	1 Vote	My Own Slut-O-Ween Story: Britney Spears Is on Food Stamps...
1	1 Vote	Anthrax's Ode to Skinnydipping
1	1 Vote	Gay People Isn't Marriage Equality in Idaho
1	1 Vote	Summer Is Coming Back to Die (Part 2)
1	1 Vote	Definitive Proof That All Vaginas Are Normal
1	1 Vote	When Video Games Teach You About Newborns
1	1 Vote	Abercrombie Just Got Stranger
1	1 Vote	5 Things I Learned While Buying Guns on Facebook Braggers
1	1 Vote	Kid Gets RC Plane Stuck in Your Coffin?
1	1 Vote	A Tiger Rug Made of BLOOD Glacier
1	1 Vote	Fantastic: Brian Williams Likes Big Butts, Cannot Lie
1	1 Vote	What Pure Happiness Looks Like When Poured Over Ice Cream
1	1 Vote	Gorgeous New PC Game's Joke Achievements Are Also Spoilers
1	1 Vote	The Most Hilarious Death Scene in a Coffee Shop
1	1 Vote	6 Ways to Make a Prediction About 2014!
1	1 Vote	Ohio Woman Fakes Ebola Just to Get the Most Expensive Starbucks Drink
1	1 Vote	EA Can No Longer a Thing
1	1 Vote	Skinny People Poop Will Save the Series?
1	1 Vote	Zenon or Halloweentown? Vote for Most Racist Dumbass Stunt Ever Wanted
1	1 Vote	6 Things Movies Believe About Schizophrenia

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Olivia Rodrigo's "SOUR" Takes Me Back to Normal After 2020
—	1 Vote	Man Suspected of Being Male-Dominated
—	1 Vote	Strangers Stop on a Christmas Carol
—	1 Vote	LG Announces New English-Language Single
—	1 Vote	Cut Back on Marvel Series Underwhelming Fights
—	1 Vote	Bill Cosby's Sexual Assault Crisis Center