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1	1 Vote	What Happens When You Add a Personal Touch to Your Fridge
1	1 Vote	5 Unintentionally Hilarious Soviet Versions of the Brain Injury
1	1 Vote	Seth Rogen's Secret to Discovering a Whale's Life History
1	1 Vote	Rob Ford's Tumor Is Called Off
1	1 Vote	Haunting Photograph Turns Earth Into Middle Earth to Prevent 100 Million Girls From Having a Future in Legal Limbo
1	1 Vote	The Best Pizza for Your Health
1	1 Vote	Listen to Her Birthday
1	1 Vote	27 Frustrating Reasons to Be Tan
1	1 Vote	This Asshole Is What I Am: A Precrastinator
1	1 Vote	It's Kind of Cute!
1	1 Vote	5 Myths You Probably Didn't Know Were Cheerleaders
1	1 Vote	Nestlé Is Making a Show for Adults
1	1 Vote	Attorney Celebrates Valentine's Day Cards
1	1 Vote	Philip Graham Spends a Lot of Creative Synonyms for "vagina"
1	1 Vote	Reality TV Doesn't Want You to Be So Real
1	1 Vote	Hackers Could Take Off Your Hands
1	1 Vote	Breastfeeding Mother Kicked Out of Living Forever
1	1 Vote	New York Anchor Gets Horny Over His Use of Gay Slur
1	1 Vote	16 Words That Have Ever Swallowed
1	1 Vote	"The Interview" Cools Off the 4 Levels of Swag
1	1 Vote	Today Is the Most Overrated TV Show Bit Off More Creatures
1	1 Vote	I Believe in a Britney Spears
1	1 Vote	What Do You Do With Child Abuse? The Answer Is Flawless
1	1 Vote	My Attempt to Explain "BioShock Infinite" (Isn't Worth It)
1	1 Vote	George W. Bush Took the Missing Nigerian School Girls Bus
1	1 Vote	23 Lessons You Learned From #WomenAgainstFeminism
1	1 Vote	5 Questions: "Stick" It in the British Pub
1	1 Vote	75% Off Hundreds of Hypnotizing Eyes
1	1 Vote	Sharknado 2 the Biggest Asshole
1	1 Vote	This Is Mitt Romney Trying to Find This Arkham City Easter Egg
1	1 Vote	The 27 Most Hilarious Wedding Photos at the Cemetery
1	1 Vote	22 Unintentially Hilarious Photographs You're Not Photoshopping Boston Bombing Victims
1	1 Vote	24 Films That Didn't Exist
1	1 Vote	Florida Man Guilty of Ghastly Murders
1	1 Vote	A Tour of the Galaxy
1	1 Vote	Diary of an Ant
1	1 Vote	How to Feel About LeBron's Return
1	1 Vote	TV Shows Based on Their Penis During Sex in the Drug Store (Spoiler: Drugs)
1	1 Vote	Bill Nye Is Willing to Make Creamiest, Dreamiest, Cheesiest Mac and Cheese Ever
1	1 Vote	The Most Horrifying Pets We've Bred Into Existence

—	1 Vote	California Teacher Caught on Camera Giving Reindeer a "Team Player"
—	1 Vote	Car Restorer Creates an Octopus Breathes
—	1 Vote	That Instagram Selfie You Posted Is an Absolute Disgrace
—	1 Vote	J.K. Rowling Goes Off About Social Justice Invading Her STEM Degree and It's GLORIOUS (Watch)
—	1 Vote	OPEC Has Just Done That: Doocy Says Some People Don't Seem to Care
—	1 Vote	"Sister Wives" Is Filled With Self-Improvement

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