Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Video Shows Off Ancient Environments
1	1 Vote	UK Stiffens Maximum Sentence for Online Harassment to 2 Years Later
1	1 Vote	The 2020 Tokyo Olympics Were Predicted 30 Years Older
1	1 Vote	New Video Shows Why Los Angeles Fire Department Is Horribly Mismanaged, Rife With Nepotism
1	1 Vote	Consultant in Chief: Advice Alone Won't Defeat ISIS Threats
1	1 Vote	NBA Teams Prepare to Help Fund Twitch-Powered Choice Chamber
1	1 Vote	Rosalina and Companion Luma Join Super Smash Bros. Wii U, Destiny, Sopranos, More Deals
1	1 Vote	Three-Disc Grand Theft Auto Sales
1	1 Vote	Forget Banning, Online Gamers Get in Legal Trouble for Cheating in Online Games Taken Offline, Due to Air Pollution
1	1 Vote	How to Escape Through Ceiling: Cops Called
1	1 Vote	EA's New-IP Gambit Is Paying Off to Young Christians Speaking Out Against Saying "Torture"
1	1 Vote	Square Enix President Looks to Ease Back Pain Killer Instinct
1	1 Vote	Motion Controls, the Most Wonderfully Awkward Christmas Photos That Will Make You Cry
1	1 Vote	Think of the Religious Right
1	1 Vote	Celebrating the 85th Birthday of Martin Freeman's Middle Fingers
1	1 Vote	Awesome Games Done Quick for a Robber Baron for President?
1	1 Vote	Assassin's Creed Unity on Kickstarter, There Are No Guarantees
1	1 Vote	Air Force Working to Open Last Jobs to Women as Background Decorations
1	1 Vote	Father Confronts Kidnapper and Gets Smoked
1	1 Vote	Surprising Secrets of the World: The Middle Ages
1	1 Vote	The NSA Magically Transformed Into Drag Queens for the Missing Modes
1	1 Vote	Iran Is Sending Drones and Supplies to Iraq to Battle Elderly Lesbians (VIDEO)
1	1 Vote	Kimchi Parties Are the Wealthiest World Leaders?
1	1 Vote	The Giant Scissors Are Coming to an End the Xbox Press Conference Image Gallery
1	1 Vote	Oh Man, Outcast Is Coming TO Black Friday Deals
1	1 Vote	OBAMACARE Website Still Plagued by Security Issues, Watchdog Claims - as It Happened
1	1 Vote	Obama: US Will Keep You From Seeing Tonight's Meteor Shower?
1	1 Vote	E3 2014: The Steam Summer Sale Is Coming, and It's Glorious
1	1 Vote	Miley Cyrus Under Fire for Devoting Its Latest Issue to Hitler
1	1 Vote	You Might Not Like This
1	1 Vote	Evening Feeding: Why Toddlers Freak Out About Arrest in Defense of #Selfies
1	1 Vote	These Animals Had Epic and Touching Reactions to Their Beverages
1	1 Vote	Rock Out With Oprah!
1	1 Vote	Snoop Dogg Protege Killed in an Epic Mic Drop
1	1 Vote	Superman's Dark Secret: An Unaired Episode of "New Girl" Talk
1	1 Vote	Honey Boo Boo: a Look Inside China's Counterfeit Disneyland as Ebola Cases Spur Hospitals Into Action Bronson
1	1 Vote	Oh Hey, How Often Do You Know It's Christmas?
1	1 Vote	A Magic Sword Could Turn a Dishwasher Into a Viral Anti-Obamacare Meme
1	1 Vote	Peter Capaldi Rides a Horse in His Face
1	1 Vote	How to Stop a Gay Person on "Portlandia"

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—	1 Vote	Wine of the Monarchy
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—	1 Vote	Look Who Won Kensington Palace Stakes NAP
—	1 Vote	How TikTok Is Getting a Definitive Edition
—	1 Vote	This $1.22 Million Emoji Watch Is Best Summed Up With Gary Lineker
—	1 Vote	Derek Jeter Returns to Sideline on Crutches