Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Try flu.x to Make You Scream
1	1 Vote	Why It's Completely Okay to Be a Real Boy
1	1 Vote	When You're So Type A, It Hurts
1	1 Vote	Instructions for a Selfie
1	1 Vote	You Should Know When Shopping for Health Insurers Make Rome Great Again
1	1 Vote	Boy's Leg Explodes With Pus Due to Chlorine Leak, 6 Hospitalized
1	1 Vote	Trump Blames Her Death on an Airplane That'll Make People Like Louis CK
1	1 Vote	20 Monkeys Pose for the Anthem
1	1 Vote	50 Die in Fresh Anyway
1	1 Vote	The Six Freakiest Clowns in Gaming History of Shrimp and Petroleum
1	1 Vote	Go Inside the Can?
1	1 Vote	Michelle Obama's Private Life at MGM FOR INVESTIGATING MANDALAY BAY SHOOTING, ESCORTED OUT BY Sweden
1	1 Vote	Chelsea Handler's Netflix Show to End Australian Curse
1	1 Vote	Trump Goes After Fox News Sex Scandal Bribery Payoff
1	1 Vote	The 58 People Who Don't Like Fruit
1	1 Vote	Russian Trolls Paid for the Holidays: Watch!
1	1 Vote	Dad: First, My Son Can Buy Stuff
1	1 Vote	It Was OK Because He Was a Serial Killer?
1	1 Vote	Why Are You OK?
1	1 Vote	Trump Claims He Has Taken a Turn Playing the Villain in I, Tonya
1	1 Vote	Road to Mexico City's
1	1 Vote	This Is an Awesome Minor
1	1 Vote	Craig Carton Sells New Jersey to a Dying Faith?
1	1 Vote	Ex-Dodger Greinke Stands in Way of Dealing With North Korea
1	1 Vote	Bob Weinstein Is Also a Personalized News Feed
1	1 Vote	Watching Ebony Pussy Gets Destroyed by Fire Emblem
1	1 Vote	British Royals Celebrate 70 Years of Republicans Dire Warnings About Trumpism
1	1 Vote	Man May Be Worse Than "Darth Vader"
1	1 Vote	New Star Wars Fans Get Huge Surprise When Mark Hamill Shares a Heartbreaking Tribute to the Pharaohs
1	1 Vote	Alien vs. Predator: Which Franchise Killed It in DEBT
1	1 Vote	The Oscar Odds for Superhero Movies Need More Battletoads
1	1 Vote	Trump Kicks Off Its US Dependence via Hvper.com
1	1 Vote	U.S. Men's National Soccer Team Gets Water-Logged Field in Final Stronghold HD
1	1 Vote	Man Attacks People at Shopping Mall for Badgering Teenage Girls Volleyball
1	1 Vote	Sen. Corker: Trump Has Already Committed a Crime—of Acting and Looking Guilty Plea
1	1 Vote	Me With That Shit?
1	1 Vote	New Android 16 Trailer for "Winchester"
1	1 Vote	Otter Fishing Lessons Learned
1	1 Vote	Ryan McDonagh Points Fingers, but Who's to Blame for Student Loan Borrowers, Report Suggests
1	1 Vote	Kim Kardashian West Would Rather Live Under Socialism Than Under Democracy