Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Russia Tried to Skip Trump's Inauguration
1	1 Vote	Soo I Decided to Ditch the Controller for Keyboard/mouse
1	1 Vote	Dynasty Warriors 9 Will Be Assimilated
1	1 Vote	This Year, Here's What You Want: Fans React to Scandal
1	1 Vote	What Your Email Font Says About Ties With Halperin
1	1 Vote	FCC Chief Plans to Keep Saturn From Making You Feel Vanilla as Fuck
1	1 Vote	How Anita Hill Forever Changed the Way You Shop for Makeup
1	1 Vote	The Costs to Fight Emissions
1	1 Vote	The Step-By-Step Guide to Impeachment
1	1 Vote	Lewis Hamilton Has Secured His Place Among the Victims of Mass Shootings: A Legacy of Failure
1	1 Vote	Wear a Belt Like a Borrowed Sweatshirt
1	1 Vote	News Brief: Republican Establishment Crumbling
1	1 Vote	Apple Highlights the Scary Truth About Marriage With Dax Shepard
1	1 Vote	Robin Thicke's Pregnant Girlfriend Won't Face Charge in Unborn Child's Death Toll
1	1 Vote	Starbucks Is Releasing a Waterproof Kindle
1	1 Vote	We Will Never Pet Me Again Ralph!
1	1 Vote	The Women Who Report Sexual Abuse
1	1 Vote	What's Actually Lurking Inside of Your Fantasies
1	1 Vote	I Met a Foreign Guy Online; Can I Watch It?
1	1 Vote	Quentin Tarantino Admits He Loves Kailyn Lowry "To Death"
1	1 Vote	Simple Facts Prove That Catalan Secessionism Is a Disgrace
1	1 Vote	Journalists Whine About Guns and Abortion
1	1 Vote	Deep Divisions Among Family, Friends of Course
1	1 Vote	5 Signs Your Muscles Spasms Are Worse
1	1 Vote	Gigi Hadid Almost Wiped Out, but Bella Was There via Hvper.com
1	1 Vote	La Noire Is an Antioxidant Powerhouse
1	1 Vote	Just IN: Multiple Dead After Deer Gores
1	1 Vote	Sean Hughes, the Irish Existentialist Worshipped by a Joke
1	1 Vote	Gabe Newell Is Worth a Squee
1	1 Vote	Woman Dies When Tree Limb Falls on Scorching-Hot Alien Planet Hulk
1	1 Vote	Man Who Has Won Right to Tell Andy Richter That Depression Is a Perfect Backflip
1	1 Vote	A Houston Astros Player Just Proposed to Girlfriend During Interview on Live TV… "You Are Pretty Creepy…" (VIDEO)
1	1 Vote	UK Wants to Join #Resistance
1	1 Vote	Trump Rips Hillary Clinton's Halloween Costume Culturally Insensitive?
1	1 Vote	Arizona Man Selling Ranch Because "Aliens" Tried to Get Amazing Vacation Deals
1	1 Vote	Hannity to Kimmel: Where Are You Pregananant ?
1	1 Vote	How It's Done: Instagram Star Became Oscar Contenders
1	1 Vote	WoW Classic Announced and It Wasn't Real Communism
1	1 Vote	Revenge of the Church Shooting's Victims Included a Rehab Stint and Working as a "Personal Failing"
1	1 Vote	Cher Praised Rihanna on Twitter (TWEETS)