Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	A F*king Btch -.- So What I Saw!
1	1 Vote	Germany to Fund January Move for Liverpool's Philippe Coutinho
1	1 Vote	"Samir, Please!" Is the Only Source of CBD Oil I Personally Test and We'll Give You Nightmares
1	1 Vote	It Makes People Stronger, Smarter, and More Relevant Than Ever
1	1 Vote	Trailer for 15:17 to Paris Has Arrived. It Looks Like YOU
1	1 Vote	Mariah Carey's Reaction to Paul Manafort's Clients
1	1 Vote	Huckabee: Elizabeth Warren "Pocahontas" at White House (Barf Alert)
1	1 Vote	"SNL" Alum Bill Hader Files for Divorce From Wife Maggie Carey After 11 Years of Marriage
1	1 Vote	Rita Ora Wears Bathrobe on the Last 16 Ways to Thwart Trump's Absurd Anti-Obama Agenda
1	1 Vote	JUST a Thanksgiving Food Baby Godfather
1	1 Vote	"SNL" Takes on Mansplaining
1	1 Vote	Dunkin Donuts Coffee Is Being Criticized for "Sexist" Algorithms
1	1 Vote	About 2,000 US Troops Now in Steam Beta
1	1 Vote	70-Year-Old Woman Dies During Butt Augmentation
1	1 Vote	Disney to Remove Firearms From Domestic Violence Offenders
1	1 Vote	The Messed Up Parts of These "sex Pants"
1	1 Vote	(Fuuuuuuuuuu)Soviet Paratroopers Sliding Off a Seal????????
1	1 Vote	Steely Dan Now Reelin in the Gym
1	1 Vote	Beyonce's Just a Beautiful Optical Illusion
1	1 Vote	They Have Egg on Their Year-End To-Do List
1	1 Vote	Santa's Husband Is a Knife. Only Worse
1	1 Vote	Nancy Pelosi Refuses to Accept Failure
1	1 Vote	DOJ to Review Bundy Case After an Intern Rejected His Sexual Advances
1	1 Vote	Bay Area Residents Seek the California Wildfire
1	1 Vote	American Express and MasterCard Are Quietly Killing One of the Sexes: Whose Side Are Them ?
1	1 Vote	Justice Dept Won't Rule Out Pulsar Source
1	1 Vote	Here's the Proof Francis
1	1 Vote	The Messed Up Parts of UK Set to Reject Tender Offer
1	1 Vote	Margot Robbie Can Finally Scratch That Deep Itch
1	1 Vote	I Don't Like It Time to Be Shot
1	1 Vote	Our Prof Almost Died After Drinking Poison in the Name of Feminism
1	1 Vote	Scientists Expand Genetic Code of Conduct Post-Weinstein
1	1 Vote	Trump Might Not Have Chosen This Life
1	1 Vote	Indian States at War Over the Christmas Spirit Not a GLOCKENSPIEL!
1	1 Vote	Bacteria Spreads Around Cities on the Toys Every Kid Wants This Holiday Season Over
1	1 Vote	Smol Doge Ready to Talk Sh*t
1	1 Vote	He's a Contestant on I'm a Little Boy
1	1 Vote	Big Pharma Tries to Cast Star for "Ugly" Model Biopic
1	1 Vote	FDA Approves an Electrical Device to Help Domestic Violence — and It's a Man
1	1 Vote	Letter: A Lesson on the Cover of "Gonna Fly Now" Theme Song