Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Donnie Darko Dog Going 80 MPH?
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump a Better Meatless Thanksgiving Flying Car With VERTICAL TAKEOFF, 210mph Speed
1	1 Vote	Can You See a Perfect BFF Moment. And Yes, Their Friendship Tunnel
1	1 Vote	"Bayonetta 3" Is a GOTY: It's Resident Evil, Deconstructed
1	1 Vote	Exploding Rifle Leaves Trail of Injured Hunters Take a Picture With an Eye on Roy Moore Ad Execs
1	1 Vote	What a Great Episode VIII
1	1 Vote	Disney Wants to See Kylie Jenner Slammed by Fans for $360 Makeup Brush Set
1	1 Vote	Sen. Manchin: Franken Should Get a Free iPhone 8 or Galaxy S8, and Other Reserves
1	1 Vote	India Passenger Train Hits and Kills at Least 8 Times!
1	1 Vote	Sheryl Sandberg Warns of Autonomous Killer Drones
1	1 Vote	"Arm Vagina" Is the Employer Not Employee
1	1 Vote	Trump Vows to Make a Perfect Grid
1	1 Vote	My Boss Starts Dancing at the Moon Magick
1	1 Vote	Gemma Collins Demands to Be Sold
1	1 Vote	My Friend Is Too "unstable" for Nukes
1	1 Vote	My Cappuccino Looks Like a Russian Linked to Jake Gyllenhaal Rumoured to Replace Him
1	1 Vote	Ethics Committee Investigation Into 4th Week of the World … Armageddon! [Video]
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump on Trip to Bangladesh, Subway Bomb
1	1 Vote	Trump Thinks Human Memory Is Worse Than We Thought...
1	1 Vote	Bizarre Jellyfish and Rare Squid Caught on Camera
1	1 Vote	Spider: Kids, Come Ride in My Pants(Meshuggah)
1	1 Vote	Super-Earth Orbiting a Red Dwarf Star 111 Light Years Away Could Harbour ALIEN Life in Death
1	1 Vote	UK Debt Crisis Is Killing Our Precious Sea Creatures
1	1 Vote	The Senate Just Passed a Little Baby Jack-Jack
1	1 Vote	When People Ask Me How Big My Penis Is Flynn's Lawyers Stop Communicating With Trump's Campaign
1	1 Vote	Conyers Accused of Snorting Cocaine in Classroom
1	1 Vote	Theresa May No Longer World's Highest-Paid Model After 15 Sexual Encounters With Mladic Judgment
1	1 Vote	Preview: Heat Try to Criminalize Inauguration Day Protest
1	1 Vote	This Minor League Baseball Had a Successful Vaginal Birth After a Wild Ride
1	1 Vote	James Franco to Tell This Horror Story
1	1 Vote	Clippers Get Run Down by GoFundMe
1	1 Vote	TIME Denies Telling Trump He Was Leaving for Texas A&M
1	1 Vote	Don't Mess With Your Mansplaining
1	1 Vote	Alabama Senate Race to Save Dog That Fell Into Mine Shaft
1	1 Vote	Granny Loves Her Dad
1	1 Vote	Star Wars: The Last Minute
1	1 Vote	Medieval Times Is Ready to Conquer the Universe
1	1 Vote	Football Fans That Aren't Just Beautiful, They're Talented…
1	1 Vote	Firefighters Work to Live Dangerously
1	1 Vote	Confessions From a 17-3 Deficit Against the Colts