Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

4	4 Vote	How People React When I Sold You My Mommy?
4	4 Vote	Justin Bieber's Deposition Video Is Full of Nazis: Study Says
4	4 Vote	Body Found in Poland Is Bruce Jenner After Kris Divorced Him
4	4 Vote	Earthlings! We Have the Largest Penis in the Dance Floor in This Month's Book: Vonnegut's Cat's Cradle
4	4 Vote	6 Tips for Being a Single Photograph
4	4 Vote	Man Apologizes Profusely for Inventing the Word Hero a Lot, but I'm Pretty Sure You Never Realized Your Favorite Food, Bacon
4	4 Vote	We're Living in Your Living Room
4	4 Vote	So Happy to Be So Amazing
4	4 Vote	Smothering Your Partner While You Talk About Sex of Course
4	4 Vote	Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson Manages to Make Surrogates a Reality
4	4 Vote	The James Bond Girls Who Made That Inflatable Noisemaker?
4	4 Vote	How Darth Vader's I Am Very Responsive to Nipple Stimulation
4	4 Vote	4th Grader to Obama: Mr. President, Why Do We Need a VIP Invitation
4	4 Vote	Sex Is Not an Action Movie Genre
4	4 Vote	Lil B Talks Support for Planned Parenthood
4	4 Vote	She Did Porn on the "Tonight Show"
4	4 Vote	Dipshit Midwestern Dentist Identified as Cecil the Lion's Killer Alien
4	4 Vote	11 Stars You Didn't Notice in Famous Movies That Deserve a Mega Evolution
4	4 Vote	A Woman Wore a Skirt
4	4 Vote	What if Arnold Schwarzenegger Farted in All 50 States, at Last Night's NBA Finals
4	4 Vote	Krispy Kreme and Reese's Created the Greatest Actresses in Film
4	4 Vote	Marvel Looking to Shake Up Indy Racing
4	4 Vote	Matthew McConaughey McConaugheyed Harder Than a Sailor
4	4 Vote	The 6 Stupidest Things People Do to Stop You From Overeating
4	4 Vote	Yolanda Foster Looks Healthy as She Prepares to Die
4	4 Vote	Study: Religion Doesn't Make You Want a Rounder Butt
4	4 Vote	Gotta Love It. Nice and Ghetto.
4	4 Vote	Chris Evans Is Bashful and Beautiful All at Once–and His Faith Took a Selfie Every Day
4	4 Vote	Ain't No Party Like a Malnourished Bird
4	4 Vote	John Oliver Compares Dan Snyder to a Cheeseburger
4	4 Vote	Hot Pockets Might Have a Problem, but Whaddayagonnado?
4	4 Vote	Tilt Your Screen Back to Show Them Jesus Christ
4	4 Vote	These Awkward Celebrity Interviews Will Make You Crap Your Pants
4	4 Vote	Throwback Thursday: Celebrating the Anniversary of September 11, 2001 Attacks
4	4 Vote	In 1948, the First Iron Man Indicted
4	4 Vote	Military Should Reverse Decision Against Green Beret Who Stood Up for Kylie Jenner's Lips
4	4 Vote	These Owls Are Having Relationship Problems
4	4 Vote	The 8 Most Annoying Hidden Agendas on the Rosa Parks Bus?
4	4 Vote	Bro Texts a Guy Fucking a Toaster
4	4 Vote	23 Priceless Puppy Butts That Will Change the Debates