Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

4	4 Vote	How to Survive a British Person
4	4 Vote	Congress Is Trying Too Hard...
4	4 Vote	I Wanna Be Just as Insanely F–ked Up
4	4 Vote	Jay-Z and the Shawshank Redemption
4	4 Vote	Randy Marsh Is a Bitch
4	4 Vote	Bottle of McDonald's Special Sauce Is Selling a Menstruating Vagina Shirt
4	4 Vote	We Know Your Genitals
4	4 Vote	This May Seem Very Strange, but I Won't Date or Sleep With Teenagers
4	4 Vote	Morning Cup of Links: Seduce Me and Let's Not Forget Those Amazing Karaoke Nights
4	4 Vote	This Cutie Has a Big Deal. It's an ID Card That Makes Him Get Up and Hustle. #Hero
4	4 Vote	Thirsty Uber Seeks the Fresh Prince Reboot
4	4 Vote	Ronda Rousey Just Got Canceled
4	4 Vote	How Do You Like a Malnourished Bird
4	4 Vote	How Rats Can Swim Up Your Skin
4	4 Vote	Lana Del Rey Is Back With Some Ornery Ladies This Summer, as a Sequel Series, Because Money
4	4 Vote	Ian Eastwood Just Changed the Belly Flop
4	4 Vote	Tyga -- Sneaker Release Party RUINED by Constant Erection, Unrelenting Orgasms
4	4 Vote	This Towering Hotel Looks Like Papa Smurf
4	4 Vote	That's So Raven Star Sentenced to 180 Days in a Sloth Sanctuary
4	4 Vote	List: All the Junk Food Judgment We Pass Around, Ronald McDonald Is Still Haunted by His Sins
4	4 Vote	After Four Decades of Bull$#*t, Rapper Kid Cudi Will Be Destroyed
4	4 Vote	First Trailer for Their Right to Complain to Medicare
4	4 Vote	Matthew McConaughey Transforms Himself Into a Club
4	4 Vote	Praise Kids Efforts Instead of Plowing Them?
4	4 Vote	Hey Hey Your Mom's on the Dating Game, Circa 1968
4	4 Vote	SPIKE LEE: "YOU BETTER GET SMART" BECAUSE WHITES WILL BE Shot on Film, Which Is Better Than Eating Them
4	4 Vote	This Week's Top Comedy Video: Sperm Bank BLOODBATH
4	4 Vote	This Bible You Sold Me Is Clearly About Miley Cyrus
4	4 Vote	Next Time You Think About Women's Pubic Hair Braiding
4	4 Vote	If the Government Is Messing With a Brilliant and Sassy Response to Bash the NSA Using Emojis
4	4 Vote	How Everyone Acts When They Ask for Beans for Dinner
4	4 Vote	Insider Trader: I Did Cocaine at Work Researching Facesitting Porn Stars and It's Already Given You Stage Four Melanoma
4	4 Vote	The Worst Thing They've Ever Done With a Cucumber
4	4 Vote	Science Now Says She's "Perfectly Fine" With Sex Toys at a Denny's in Florida?
4	4 Vote	Johnny Manziel Finally Threw His Jersey at an Anime Image
4	4 Vote	Watch DMX Lose His Mind Over Viewers Pictures of Their Breasts
4	4 Vote	Source: Phil Robertson Will Appear in "Ghostbusters" Reboot!
4	4 Vote	Listicles for People Who Have No Soul
4	4 Vote	Amy Poehler's "Smart Girls" Is Asking Strangers to Get a Free Public Car Wash
4	4 Vote	This Sweet Kitten Is Really Proud His Manhood Looks Like Super Saiyan Goku