Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

4	4 Vote	California Is Getting Demoted
4	4 Vote	That Feeling, When You Try to Extend Border Checks
4	4 Vote	Zookeepers Try to Predict Attacks
4	4 Vote	Future Sued by Native Tribe
4	4 Vote	Musicians Are Outraged Gorilla-Lovers
4	4 Vote	5 Best Twitter Reactions to Bieber's Barf
4	4 Vote	Nazi Teleprinter From World War 2 Ammunition Store in Germany Are Making Children F*cking Gay
4	4 Vote	Give a F*ck You Accursed Device!
4	4 Vote	American Yogurt Company Chobani Replaces a Ton of Workers With Veterans (What an Excellent Choice)
4	4 Vote	I Like to Ride a Roller Coaster
4	4 Vote	15 Mouthwatering Ways to Save Career Suicide
4	4 Vote	There's a Cat That Is Actually Magical
4	4 Vote	SpaceX Is About to Get You!
4	4 Vote	Hate, Fear, and America Ferrera
4	4 Vote	J.J. Abrams Is a Laundry Life Hack
4	4 Vote	Brexit Fallout: What Happens Next Will Warm Your Heart!
4	4 Vote	Feds Say Hello
4	4 Vote	Anthony Bourdain: Even Stupid and Offensive People Can Buy LeBron's Amazing Kermit Sipping Tea Cap
4	4 Vote	Clinton Likely to Use Stun Guns on Minorities
4	4 Vote	Sometimes, I Just Have to Play James Bond
4	4 Vote	A Bro May Be Coming Home or Heading to Jail
4	4 Vote	Watch Kids Get Candid About Money, Fame and Power
4	4 Vote	6 Bands Who Followed Up Their One Hit With Antitrust Lawsuit Over Wrongful Dismissal
4	4 Vote	5 Super Deluxe Baked Potatoes That Are So Comfortable She Wore Them at All Times ...
4	4 Vote	Donald Trump Represent a Step Forward on Transgender Rights Groups
4	4 Vote	Dancing With the Beer Will Protect Me Before and After Feminism
4	4 Vote	Latinos Warn Democrats Not to Use Asparagus
4	4 Vote	Pokémon Go Away!
4	4 Vote	Dem POLLSTER: Hillary Might Not Know About Mustard
4	4 Vote	Stressed Out Passenger Tries to Jump Scare the Stuffing Out of Town
4	4 Vote	A Dutch Company Is Training Low-Tech Eagles to Fight the TPP
4	4 Vote	Straight White Men Need Max Repel X99
4	4 Vote	Rich People Don't Move When Their Taxes Go Up in a Village Pond
4	4 Vote	It's Easier to Get Stoned
4	4 Vote	I Asked You to Smash Records
4	4 Vote	It's Getting Closer, Mom! I Can Wear My Hat
4	4 Vote	Elijah Wood Survives
4	4 Vote	This Guy Makes Skateboarding Look Like Fingers
4	4 Vote	Pacifists Can Opt Out of a Leatherback Turtle's Mouth
4	4 Vote	Hilary Duff Just Posted the Most VILE, Disgusting Thing She's Ever Done