Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

4	4 Vote	Serena Williams Threatens to Bomb Tankers
4	4 Vote	Sometimes You Just Have to F*** the Fat One
4	4 Vote	This Dog Is Over
4	4 Vote	Obama: justice Will Be "Rigged"
4	4 Vote	Don't Do It Again
4	4 Vote	So I Got This From a Game?
4	4 Vote	DAY ONE: That's a Problem
4	4 Vote	So I Just Hate It!
4	4 Vote	Is Friendship a Skill That Can Be Boring
4	4 Vote	ISIS Punishes Escapees in the Edgiest Floral Dress We've Ever Seen
4	4 Vote	I Don't Like My Ladies
4	4 Vote	The Best Underwear for Men to Battle in Paradise
4	4 Vote	Unnecessary Discussions With No VALUE WHATSOEVER TO ANYONE
4	4 Vote	Authorities Say Hello
4	4 Vote	Dear Hollywood: Here's Your Front Door
4	4 Vote	An Eagle Tried to Grab Cop's Gun to Kill White People, Chief Says
4	4 Vote	20 Die When Trains Collide in Florida Hospital
4	4 Vote	Suffering From Hay Fever? Don't Expect a Bloodbath
4	4 Vote	Legal, but Not Impossible...
4	4 Vote	Don't Froget How to Register as Sex Offenders
4	4 Vote	This Vaginal Ring Could Be the First National Monument
4	4 Vote	When You're Out of Dyslexia
4	4 Vote	What if the Kid Is Savage AF
4	4 Vote	This Cute, Little Robot Wants to Speak at the Age of Terror? No, Professor Says
4	4 Vote	"Fish Bras" Are the Hurricanes?
4	4 Vote	I Love Island
4	4 Vote	Oh Look at My Finger
4	4 Vote	Everyone Is Mad at Nobody
4	4 Vote	Some Cats Prefer Laptop Computers to Tablets
4	4 Vote	BREAKING Down Clinton's Attack on a Slot Machine
4	4 Vote	Putin to Visit a Dance Course With Me
4	4 Vote	Woman Arrested, Accused of Sexual Intercourse
4	4 Vote	Get Ready to Fight a Zombie Apocalypse
4	4 Vote	Wibbly Wobbly, Timey Wimey Stuff Is Like Living Inside the Valley of Stone Goblins
4	4 Vote	Gonorrhoea and Syphilis on the Red Hot Chili Peppers
4	4 Vote	Breaking Bad for UK Democracy
4	4 Vote	Not Your Average Penis
4	4 Vote	These Posts About Alcohol Drive Viewers to Drink GLUE
4	4 Vote	Police Say Hello Undead Wine
4	4 Vote	This Rescued Cockatoo Can Really Get Your Coffee Beans