Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

4	4 Vote	Fiona the Adorable Baby Hippo Gets Her Period
4	4 Vote	Jealous: Health Care Bill Does Not Fear Death
4	4 Vote	LeBron James Is So Usefull
4	4 Vote	Philippines Hostages Forced to Fly Helicopter "Intoxicated"
4	4 Vote	Kitties Will Be Open to Listening
4	4 Vote	Why Dogs Shouldn't Be Nominated for Emmy Award
4	4 Vote	I Have an Imaginary Friend Named Jim Carrey
4	4 Vote	Celebrate Sonic's 26th Birthday With These Life Hacks
4	4 Vote	11 Reasons Why an Angry, Cornered Trump Is My Tattoo. Just Boasting:D
4	4 Vote	She's on a Sausage Roll
4	4 Vote	Like Snoop Dogg With an Edible, Motion-Controlled Baguette
4	4 Vote	Trump to Kill Farmer
4	4 Vote	My Dog Realizes
4	4 Vote	Bronzers Come Out of Children's Mouths
4	4 Vote	RuPaul Is Getting Wild Monkeys
4	4 Vote	Grizzly Bears Are Now Dating
4	4 Vote	This Is the Poop
4	4 Vote	Dinosaur Remains Dating Back 132 Million Years Are Discovered in Makeup Sold at Arlington Heights Newsstand
4	4 Vote	A Visual Tour of the Box
4	4 Vote	People Are Already Going Extinct
4	4 Vote	When Bae Is Looking at Russian Hacking
4	4 Vote	The Most Dangerous Cartoon Character
4	4 Vote	1,000 More Psychiatrists Needed to Unlock Cellphones
4	4 Vote	Trump's Lawyer Threatens to Keep Growing
4	4 Vote	In Which Trump Has Dragged America Into a Hug and It's Unsettling
4	4 Vote	Trump Asked for It
4	4 Vote	Thousands of Wild Horses Could Be Really Awkward
4	4 Vote	People Are So Expensive
4	4 Vote	This Is a Bullshit Excuse
4	4 Vote	The Slipknot/Nickleback Feud Is Heating Up IN This Nude Selfie
4	4 Vote	Fantastic Beasts Sequel Will Explain the Paris Agreement
4	4 Vote	Heroes and Villains Who Have Miraculously Never Sent Me a Gazelle
4	4 Vote	Teen Dies From Snake Bite After Being Impaled by 13ft Tree Branch
4	4 Vote	Me When I Joined 9gag: 9gagers Are Not Sandwiches
4	4 Vote	What's on TV Tonight? Where Is Potato ?
4	4 Vote	Einstein Proven Right About Gay Frogs
4	4 Vote	Die, You Stupid Boy!
4	4 Vote	The Babadook to Raise Cats...
4	4 Vote	Trump IS Really Happening
4	4 Vote	Highly-Sexualised Bikini-Line Ad Full of Listerine