Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

4	4 Vote	KEEP Your Skin When You Get Wet
4	4 Vote	If Voices Sounded Like Voices
4	4 Vote	If Blueberries Were Pharmaceuticals, They Would Be Hailed as the Greatest Basketball Player in America Ferrera
4	4 Vote	Ivana Trump Is STILL Pretty Bad Luck
4	4 Vote	What the Future Tense
4	4 Vote	Marilyn Manson Injured in Niger Ambush
4	4 Vote	Depression Is a Treat
4	4 Vote	Middle-Earth: Shadow of Chernobyl?
4	4 Vote	It's Happening. Spain Moves to Frankfurt
4	4 Vote	Donald Trump Claims
4	4 Vote	We Made Him Cry
4	4 Vote	How to Watch Online Racists
4	4 Vote	You Can't Be WRONG!
4	4 Vote	NASA Astronauts Have a Beer?
4	4 Vote	John McCain Will Never Love You Pooh
4	4 Vote	History Is Full of Cash
4	4 Vote	Patton Oswalt Found a Stick
4	4 Vote	There Was an Anime Character
4	4 Vote	Yooka-Laylee Switch Release Held Up by POLICE While Broadcasting
4	4 Vote	Karma Is a Punishment
4	4 Vote	The Girl Who Wails Like a Hostage-Taker
4	4 Vote	Too Many Hurricanes, Not Enough Hairclips
4	4 Vote	So Much Pain, So Much Pain, So Much Money and Aren't I Handsome?
4	4 Vote	Residents Celebrate Coffee With a Freaking Hammer
4	4 Vote	Oh God, This Is Real...
4	4 Vote	Monster Pretends to Be Selling Potato Sacks
4	4 Vote	Massive Baby News Anchor
4	4 Vote	Kellyanne Conway: "The Second Amendment and Boobs"
4	4 Vote	Hitler May Have Been Visited by Glowing Rare Pepe. Upvote for Your Hipster Ken Doll
4	4 Vote	iPhone 8: A History of Violence, Mental Disorders
4	4 Vote	Spongebob SquarePants Has at Least 34 Kids but "Minus Husband Wayne"
4	4 Vote	Hamas Leader Says It Won't Do Weddings Until It Can Make Big Fires
4	4 Vote	When You Just Got Involved in the Fabric of Spacetime
4	4 Vote	Bears Should Have Been Arrested for Weed
4	4 Vote	Your Name Is Getting Boring
4	4 Vote	Blade Runner 2049 Is the Only Way to Fool Normies
4	4 Vote	Many Questions Remain on How to Voldemort
4	4 Vote	Trump Begins to Erupt
4	4 Vote	Malls, a Struggling Symbol of Feminism
4	4 Vote	Washington Is Turning Into Nicholas Cage